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Synn
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2014

2014-06-01 21:47:54
rating 4
2014-04-27 01:44:08
rating 4.2
2014-02-23 09:17:27
rating 3.3
2014-02-22 16:54:35
rating 5.3
2014-02-09 07:44:04
rating 4.7
2014-01-07 01:44:42
rating 3.8

2013

2013-12-30 10:22:35
rating 3.1
2013-11-03 15:57:42
rating 5.2
2013-09-26 16:53:11
rating 3.8
2013-07-04 17:00:18
rating 2.3
2013-07-01 00:31:26
rating 4.6
2013-05-03 23:29:00
rating 5.1
2013-04-30 17:21:17
rating 4.9
2013-04-08 00:42:06
rating 5
2013-03-31 18:20:09
rating 5.5
2013-01-22 02:25:31
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-25 02:47:13
rating 4.9
2012-11-26 01:03:47
rating 4.2
2012-11-22 19:06:56
rating 5.1
2012-11-22 18:27:01
rating 3.5
2012-11-18 18:57:48
rating 5.3
2012-11-08 23:56:41
rating 3.8
2012-10-22 02:32:32
rating 5.2
2012-08-11 00:10:02
rating 2.4
2012-07-28 00:58:52
rating 4.2
2012-07-14 07:45:26
rating 4
2012-07-08 21:45:07
rating 3.6

2011

2011-10-26 00:02:18
rating 2.6
2011-10-15 23:56:19
rating 3.3
2011-10-15 21:28:53
rating 2.9
2011-10-15 21:10:27
rating 3
2011-10-15 21:03:52
rating 3.1
2011-10-15 20:50:04
rating 3
2011-10-15 20:41:58
rating 3.1
2011-10-15 20:34:18
rating 3.5
2011-10-15 20:25:22
rating 3.8
2011-10-12 04:30:55
rating 5.6
2011-05-02 07:13:01
rating 4.7
2011-02-06 17:26:11
rating 3.7

2010

2010-07-11 23:17:43
rating 4.1
2010-07-05 18:59:19
rating 3.3
2010-06-26 18:17:10
rating 3
2010-06-18 22:23:51
rating 4.6
2010-05-20 04:45:38
rating 2.8
2010-04-14 02:32:02
rating 3.7
2010-03-06 17:45:48
rating 3.6
2010-03-03 19:18:50
rating 3.8
2010-02-27 17:54:06
rating 3.9
2010-02-27 00:07:11
rating 4.3
2010-02-23 01:09:53
rating 4.3
2010-01-22 01:16:56
rating 3.1
2010-01-21 01:55:00
rating 2.3
2010-01-20 04:56:22
rating 2.4
2010-01-01 19:44:17
rating 3.8

2009

2009-11-13 02:26:53
rating 4.5
2009-04-05 19:09:44
rating 2.5
2009-03-17 02:56:27
rating 2.6
2009-03-03 00:03:15
rating 3.6
2009-01-07 17:37:31
rating 3.8

2008

2008-12-25 17:04:50
rating 3.9
2008-12-12 22:14:49
rating 4.3
2008-09-05 21:59:14
rating 3.4
2008-08-12 03:29:08
rating 3.8
2008-07-20 02:06:56
rating 3.9
2008-04-23 18:30:21
rating 5
2008-04-23 18:09:29
rating 4.6
2008-03-18 17:33:58
rating 4.9

2007

2007-11-25 06:12:06
rating 4.8
2007-07-30 23:34:24
rating 3.3
2007-07-30 23:11:47
rating 3.3
2007-07-30 18:58:08
rating 4.3
2013-12-30 10:22:35
17 votes, rating 3.1
Your 'Feel Good' Story of The Year...
http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/6693951-Ore-man-on-meth-fights-off-12-cops-while-masturbating-in-bar/

Kinda impressive to beat off 12 cops with one hand.

I also can't help but wonder if the taser's lack of effect indicates this was not his first time being electrocuted during sex.
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Comments
Posted by BillBrasky on 2013-12-30 11:56:02
Does that story make you feel good?

Eww!
Posted by PigStar-69 on 2013-12-30 11:57:24
Rated 5 because thats what he used to grip with lol. Synn u are such a wanker
Posted by mike467 on 2013-12-30 12:23:22
Rated 6 purely for the use of brouhaha in the main article, it's always good to know people are enjoying themselves at Christmas.
Posted by paradocks on 2013-12-30 12:57:24
geezus, they won't let you do anything these days
Posted by roante on 2013-12-30 13:22:03
I hire that guy as a blitzer into one of my teams! All he need is a claw to be a legend :D
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-12-30 16:40:05
Boo... I thought he was either fighting off the fuzz *while* masterbating... OR he was beating off the dozen cops along with himself. Again, Synn... you disappoint.
Posted by PurpleChest on 2013-12-30 17:11:16
Political correctness gone mad. When you cant even beat yourself off in public while high on drugs, what is the world coming to.
Posted by albinv on 2013-12-30 18:33:44
@PurpleChest

hrhrhr
Posted by lizvis on 2013-12-30 21:49:34
not surprising, oregon is full of libtards, and where there's lots of libtards, there's lots of addiction. iowa has similar problems. do a google search for 'vodka samm' if you want to see one of iowa's prized addicts.
Posted by Winni on 2013-12-31 01:02:16
He looks like that one guy from The Shield.