The Pillage People's exceptional troll blocker/tackler/+str/break-tackling troll, Indian Chief, has developed senility and has a 1 in 6 chance of not showing up for matches.

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=516331

I rolled a +agil for his skill, but decided to forgo this bonus in favour of guard.

Wonderful. If you can't beat 'em - wait until they get old and feeble.

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=516331

Luckily the rest of the team is doing pretty well and the new recruits are slowly learning their tricks.