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The_Murker
Last seen 7 hours ago
Overall
Mega-Star
Overall
Record
506/158/144
Win Percentage
72%
Archive

2024

2024-03-22 21:36:45
rating 4.5
2024-01-22 22:01:06
rating 5.3

2023

2023-03-20 01:52:41
rating 6

2022

2022-10-13 01:20:10
rating 4.8
2022-07-10 08:45:57
rating 6
2022-04-23 06:05:42
rating 6

2020

2020-12-28 19:38:03
rating 4.6
2020-12-06 19:35:47
rating 4.5
2020-11-29 03:12:00
rating 4.6
2020-10-09 22:36:40
rating 5.1
2020-06-22 20:22:29
rating 4
2020-05-19 02:35:31
rating 5.3

2019

2019-10-11 01:05:37
rating 4.7
2019-08-06 02:44:33
rating 5.7
2019-07-06 11:04:32
rating 5.3
2019-03-11 18:10:08
rating 6

2018

2018-10-25 17:52:22
rating 6
2018-07-31 01:28:00
rating 6
2018-04-08 08:51:09
rating 5.6
2018-01-11 11:14:45
rating 5.7

2017

2017-10-27 20:32:56
rating 5.2
2017-10-19 05:36:08
rating 6
2017-08-28 01:50:51
rating 6
2017-05-12 21:56:54
rating 6

2016

2016-04-21 06:23:37
rating 4.9

2014

2014-03-03 08:27:09
rating 5.2

2013

2013-12-30 17:13:45
rating 3.2
2013-08-03 12:23:11
rating 4.9
2013-07-11 20:54:26
rating 5.4
2013-06-25 17:13:49
rating 5.6
2013-02-12 00:52:48
rating 3.2
2013-02-10 21:56:59
rating 5.2
2013-01-10 01:52:21
rating 5.2

2012

2012-12-12 23:01:20
rating 4.7
2012-12-12 10:05:45
rating 5.5
2012-12-07 18:43:58
rating 5.2
2012-11-06 20:15:45
rating 4.2
2012-10-19 13:05:58
rating 5.1
2012-08-17 03:00:06
rating 4.5
2012-05-18 23:56:35
rating 3
2012-05-18 17:07:21
rating 4.4
2012-05-10 23:19:16
rating 3.2
2012-04-29 18:38:47
rating 3.2
2012-03-05 16:53:28
rating 3.7

2011

2011-05-06 13:43:04
rating 3.9
2011-04-03 20:20:41
rating 4.3
2011-02-15 08:27:49
rating 3.4
2011-02-11 00:56:37
rating 3.5
2011-02-09 05:31:26
rating 3.6
2011-02-07 09:48:53
rating 3.5
2011-02-07 07:34:22
rating 3.5
2011-02-05 23:38:10
rating 3.8
2011-02-05 21:15:53
rating 3.8
2011-02-05 11:41:05
rating 3.8
2011-02-05 10:54:12
rating 3.7
2011-02-05 10:28:02
rating 3.8
2011-02-05 07:55:39
rating 4.1
2011-02-01 20:32:46
rating 4.9
2011-01-30 10:02:45
rating 5.4
2019-07-06 11:04:32
19 votes, rating 5.3
Ode to Cory Dirtyrock
Ode to Cory Dirtyrock
(The Ballad of Player #17)

You're dirty when you play for gobs
Almost as dirty, when a hob
As a dwarf, your rock shines through
Not chaos dwarf, that hat looks poo

You make our teams when scarce is coin
Take punch in face. Take kick in groin
For vamps, you give a neck to suck
For other teams, you just chew muck

Forever must you hold the line
A daily dose of smacked behind
When human, Cory has it bad
Your auto-KO makes me mad

In woodie tights you look a poof
So breakable, yet so aloof
That AG4 is just a tease
When not KO'd, you snake with ease

On real bad days you mark a troll
Three turns or less, the death bell tolls
But rise again, you always do
To die again, become frog goo.

A fifty chance, with Loner skill
To waste a roll, and then be killed
Even if Loner has success
The second roll still leaves a mess

For two times PUSH just makes me frown
Or all too often, both BOTH DOWN
You don't do POWs. You don't do surfs
You just do skulls. You just eat turf.

I've never known a Dirtyrock
Who can be trusted with a block
But however much you fail on me
Your not as shit as Clumsytree
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Comments
Posted by Rawlf on 2019-07-06 13:46:58
Truth.
Posted by pokrjax on 2019-07-07 12:43:50
Brilliant. That last line XD.

On the other side of the coin, and I'm reticent to do this, but I really feel you could do better than 'poof'. Maybe doof, as in dufus?
Posted by misterlonestar on 2019-07-09 17:26:21
it's hardly Yates, but I still love it