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2011-02-07 09:48:53
24 votes, rating 3.5
24 votes, rating 3.5
Game 9: "Man, Those Chicks Are Ugly."
"Ah... those arn't chicks. Put your helmet on."
Seriously.. black orcs have access to general skills? It wasn't like that in XBox, which I thought was LRB6 or close to it. Perhaps that orc team was carried over from BlackBox before it updated to FFB? Three strength 4 blockers on an orc team with a TV of negative six, or something crazy like that. Wow.
The Kruelty woke up after the big zon party and got carried to the stadium for a last minute match "worth big bucks guys, let's go, let's go!" They find waiting for them probably the only beings in the Old World more massive and nasty than the women they woke up next to in their beds. Everyone was hung over, and nobody was happy about anything, let alone the game, but man O man did those orcs have a chip on their shoulder! What's their problem? Turn 1 - POW, POW, POW, cas, cas, cas. "Gulp... Run away!" There was no where to hide, and in fact a riot ensued when the Kruelty did try to flee the pitch, causing the tiny orc ref to set the clock back 2 turns to allow for extra penalty bashing. 4-Nil defeat for Kingston, all the toilets in the stadium are overflowing, and catcher Crazy Chaz Chesterfield has vanished leaving only a note saying his mommy needs him at home forever.
Seriously.. black orcs have access to general skills? It wasn't like that in XBox, which I thought was LRB6 or close to it. Perhaps that orc team was carried over from BlackBox before it updated to FFB? Three strength 4 blockers on an orc team with a TV of negative six, or something crazy like that. Wow.
The Kruelty woke up after the big zon party and got carried to the stadium for a last minute match "worth big bucks guys, let's go, let's go!" They find waiting for them probably the only beings in the Old World more massive and nasty than the women they woke up next to in their beds. Everyone was hung over, and nobody was happy about anything, let alone the game, but man O man did those orcs have a chip on their shoulder! What's their problem? Turn 1 - POW, POW, POW, cas, cas, cas. "Gulp... Run away!" There was no where to hide, and in fact a riot ensued when the Kruelty did try to flee the pitch, causing the tiny orc ref to set the clock back 2 turns to allow for extra penalty bashing. 4-Nil defeat for Kingston, all the toilets in the stadium are overflowing, and catcher Crazy Chaz Chesterfield has vanished leaving only a note saying his mommy needs him at home forever.
Comments
Posted by Cloggy on 2011-02-07 10:02:24
Black Orcs have always had access to general skills, or at least for as long as I have been playing the game.
Lessons learned I suppose :)
Lessons learned I suppose :)
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2011-02-07 12:02:55
BoBs have always had G access. Don't base your opinion on the Cyanide game. Read the rulebook instead.
Posted by Calcium on 2011-02-07 19:08:29
Mate. Wouldn't these match reports be better in the MATCH REPORT section?
Good reading none the less.....
Good reading none the less.....
Posted by HLY on 2011-02-07 20:26:53
yeah, the cyanide game 'improved' the teams, by killing them
Posted by The_Murker on 2011-02-07 23:24:46
There is something very liberating about having no real chance of winning a match. There is great fun in analyzing the situation and coming up with the wildest way of "possibly" pulling off an upset, tie, or even squeaking out a few SPP. (In that case, just surviving) Thanks to all who read the blog and like it. Sorry to those who can't help themselves from clicking on everything new around here. Think of them as small chapters in a story, not match reports. Perhaps very boring chapters, but I get some creative writing practice in.
Posted by Lobossumi on 2011-02-08 10:28:20
Havent played cyanide game on xbox but on pc on every gamemode BoBs do get general skills. As it should be by the LRB6 rules.
Posted by maysrill on 2011-02-08 14:26:50
I like your team, especially the guy named "Chet's Replacement", got a good laugh out of that one. :)
Stick with it. Getting steamrolled by orcs just happens once in a while.
Stick with it. Getting steamrolled by orcs just happens once in a while.