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2010-08-09 14:31:32
41 votes, rating 4.7
41 votes, rating 4.7
State of FUMBBL
The scene opens up in the offices of the Real Sociedead’s backroom staff. Coach SeraphimRed is sat smugly behind his desk following their second successive victory in the OBBA Premiership.
Real Sociedead 2 - 1 Mummywell FC
The door to the office opens and in walks his assistant accompanied by a chubby geekish looking guy, we’ll call him PainFace.
Sera: Huzzah! ...
Assis.: Great win boss!
Sera: Who the hell is this guy?
Assis.: This is PainState, I mean PainFace – from the FCC.
Sera: FCC?
Assis.: The FUMBBL Communications Commission.
Sera: FUMBBL?
Assis.: The Blood Bowl governing body...
Sera: O... K, and he’s here because...?
PainFace: I’m here because SeraphimRed...
Sera: Mr Red to you ****face.
PainFace: Mr Red, because it has come to our attention that you and the rest of the OBBA are releasing match reports that are contrary to FUMBBL’s legislation governing allowable topics of conversation.
Sera: Say what now?
PainFace: In the currently awesome and not at all declining climate of FUMBBL we only want to allow the discussion of:
Which is better, LRB5 or LRB4, the merits of merging Black Box and Ranked, the shortfalls of merging Black Box and Ranked, what the future of FUMBBL is and also we’ve just got the nod to add Flight of Fantasy Blood Bowl Card Game, non-collectable... I think we’re receiving backhanders.
Sera regards his assistant.
Sera: Is he serious?
PainFace: Look at my pained expression; I’m as serious as a heart attack.
Sera: That doesn’t leave us much to talk about.
PainFace: It’s fed the FUMBBL community very well for the past six months, I’m sure you’ll manage.
Sera: No Russo jokes?
PainFace: Is it LRB4 related?
Sera: No.
PainFace: Blackbox?
Sera: No.
PainFace: Living Card Game?
Sera: No! ... It’s largely Sheep jokes.
The FCC official consults his clip board.
PainFace: Hmm... are sheep a valid LRB5 roster?
Assis.: Rooster!
Sera: I don’t think so.
PainFace: Look... I’m trying to work with you on this. I’m not in the business of stifling people... honest~! Perhaps instead of calling them Sheep you could call them Snotlings?
Sera: I don’t think so.
PainFace: Think positive!
Sera: Seriously, it won’t work!
PainFace: Neither will LRB5 but we’re trying it anyway!
Sera: Sigh...
Assis.: I feel we’ve reached new heights of irrelevances today boss.
The report continues in any number of threads located in General Chat.
Real Sociedead 2 - 1 Mummywell FC
The door to the office opens and in walks his assistant accompanied by a chubby geekish looking guy, we’ll call him PainFace.
Sera: Huzzah! ...
Assis.: Great win boss!
Sera: Who the hell is this guy?
Assis.: This is PainState, I mean PainFace – from the FCC.
Sera: FCC?
Assis.: The FUMBBL Communications Commission.
Sera: FUMBBL?
Assis.: The Blood Bowl governing body...
Sera: O... K, and he’s here because...?
PainFace: I’m here because SeraphimRed...
Sera: Mr Red to you ****face.
PainFace: Mr Red, because it has come to our attention that you and the rest of the OBBA are releasing match reports that are contrary to FUMBBL’s legislation governing allowable topics of conversation.
Sera: Say what now?
PainFace: In the currently awesome and not at all declining climate of FUMBBL we only want to allow the discussion of:
Which is better, LRB5 or LRB4, the merits of merging Black Box and Ranked, the shortfalls of merging Black Box and Ranked, what the future of FUMBBL is and also we’ve just got the nod to add Flight of Fantasy Blood Bowl Card Game, non-collectable... I think we’re receiving backhanders.
Sera regards his assistant.
Sera: Is he serious?
PainFace: Look at my pained expression; I’m as serious as a heart attack.
Sera: That doesn’t leave us much to talk about.
PainFace: It’s fed the FUMBBL community very well for the past six months, I’m sure you’ll manage.
Sera: No Russo jokes?
PainFace: Is it LRB4 related?
Sera: No.
PainFace: Blackbox?
Sera: No.
PainFace: Living Card Game?
Sera: No! ... It’s largely Sheep jokes.
The FCC official consults his clip board.
PainFace: Hmm... are sheep a valid LRB5 roster?
Assis.: Rooster!
Sera: I don’t think so.
PainFace: Look... I’m trying to work with you on this. I’m not in the business of stifling people... honest~! Perhaps instead of calling them Sheep you could call them Snotlings?
Sera: I don’t think so.
PainFace: Think positive!
Sera: Seriously, it won’t work!
PainFace: Neither will LRB5 but we’re trying it anyway!
Sera: Sigh...
Assis.: I feel we’ve reached new heights of irrelevances today boss.
The report continues in any number of threads located in General Chat.
Comments
Posted by Balle2000 on 2010-08-09 17:21:12
strangely, i find this amusing :)
Posted by Garion on 2010-08-09 17:21:49
Here here. There hasn't been a good thread on fumbbl since the 'How to stop a 1 turn touch down' thread some time ago.
Posted by pythrr on 2010-08-09 18:06:42
huzzah!
Posted by Timlagor on 2010-08-09 18:56:18
Well there ain't nothing stopping you from starting new threads on other topics ..there are almost as many complaints about these threads as there are threads.
Posted by Reisender on 2010-08-09 19:37:46
you should have mentioned that sheep are deer
Posted by pythrr on 2010-08-09 20:08:54
I can has complaint about complaining about complaints about threads now plskthx?
Posted by adambomb on 2010-08-10 07:16:23
the other topic you forgot to mention is irate amazon coaches bemoaning the fact that they can't use swimsuit models for player pics and other coaches telling them to get a life and that this is a 'family site'