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8 votes, rating 4.3
Trollcook


The Troll cooks a soup before the game. Roll a 3D6 at the start of the game to see what effect his cooking has on the team.
For each rolled one the Troll uses one of his (Goblin) teammates as ingredient.
If you roll any triple your team gains one reroll.
If you roll triple 6 the referee secretly tastes the soup. He becomes sick, starts to hallucinate and can't focus well on the game. As a result of this he has problems to follow the players and notice fouls. Both teams gain one "bribe"

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Posted by Wreckage on 2015-09-15 03:16:39
Can we automatically get a troll cook roll when the troll eats a Goblin?
Posted by Bobs on 2015-09-15 03:52:47
What if you roll triple 1.
He uses 3 gobbos for soup and you get a rr ??

Fun !!
Posted by harvestmouse on 2015-09-15 06:04:21
Maybe this would work better with Snotlings? So with Ogres, right now. However perfect for a Snotling//Troll team.

Incidentally, has everybody seen the Norwegian movie Troll Hunter? Fantastic movie, if you like your movies distinctly non-hollywood.
Posted by Badoek on 2015-09-15 09:05:54
Lovely idea, fun house rule to have more fun with goblins.
Posted by the_Sage on 2015-09-15 09:16:30
I like the fluff, but crunch wise, this sounds like a goblin nerf even when given for free. If you made it give a reroll on a 6,and a bribe (to the gobbos only) on a double it would be a reasonable inducement.
Posted by grunth on 2015-09-15 10:11:37
Hey, very good fluff mate ;)

would be very very fun hehe
Posted by mekutata on 2015-09-15 10:28:07
Good morning,
that was pure madness.

@ Bobs, yes!
Posted by Wreckage on 2015-09-15 11:54:50
It's actually a 2.7% chance to gain a Re-Roll at a 58% chance to minimally lose one Goblin. :)
Posted by Wreckage on 2015-09-15 11:57:19
Oh and I guess the ref getting sick is a sub chance of the 2.7% and has a likelyness of 0.46%
Posted by Wreckage on 2015-09-15 11:58:58
Without doing any math to actually back it up I'd say thats about 20 goblins per extra RR. :)
Posted by mekutata on 2015-09-15 12:35:00
:)
Posted by PaddyMick on 2015-09-16 01:37:45
Should work like the fling chef but get +1 to the roll for each gobbo used, and using a gobbo makes him rip
nice idea
Posted by licker on 2015-09-16 05:38:01
totally got the title wrong...

there's probably pr0n for that i figure