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2022-06-05 11:01:42
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☆☆☆XXXL: LOOKING FOR NEW COACH☆☆☆
HAIL NUFFLE!
XXXL© is da oldest Blood Bowl leeg on this coin that we live on. Build upon the ruins left behind by the great Nuffle the leeg started to raise in the year Null and quickly became the biggest and most professional sports leeg on this coin that we live on.
The fifth season is already taking place, breaking all existing records and approaching matchday 4 with several teams attempting to qualify for the XXXL Bowl©. A tournament© shrouded in legend where only the biggest and strongest teams fight for the honor© to be the best Blood Bowl team on this coin that we live on.
XXXL© is also currently looking for a new franchise as one of the current teams just got lost in the woods and wil be unable to finish this season.
Maybe YOU are the Chosen One©!
The new git in the hood who starts a new team and slowly takes over the world!
What we are looking for is an experienced Blood Bowl coach with following qualifications:
☆ Astute: Nobody is faster or smarter than you. You know when to send in your bribes at the right time and when you see the 16th of 16 turns you make sure to give a gud stomp.
☆ Cunning: Your brain simply works harder and better than your opponent's. You don't rely on luck. Because your pact with Nuffle always made you shine brighter than the rest.
☆ Dexterous: You know how to use your remaining fingers. You hardly misclick and you also know how to type them keyboards.
☆ Refined: You don't only know the basics of Blood Bowl - ball, cage, touchdown - you LAUGH about them! Because you are already so above that. When you see this pitch your vision turns these players into well established patterns and your third eye knows the way.
WHAT YOU GET!
1250K in gold to start your own new team!
Additionally the XXXL© grants you a free Player-Coach assistant to turn these rookies quickly into formidable prime players!
XXXL© offers additional staff to professionalize your squad! Ranging from the previously mentioned Player-Coach to hypnogazing Cheerleaders, personal Bribed Refs, Fans who pay to play, Filchers with constant Black Market access or hallucinogenic Shamans. One team even found their own Necromancer!
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XXXL© registered coaches can join the Playermarkets and shop for new Players. This can be talents hailing from the ongoing reality tv show XXL©Idolz© or currently unemployed players from previous franchises.
XXXL© registered coaches get access to the Great Bribery, a mysterious event where coaches get their chances to bribe famous Free Agents to play under Exclusive Contracts©, buy access to the Black Market or "negotiate" temporary rule changes with leeg officials.
XXXL© is the only league that features The Experience.©
Players who are able to cause a Casualtiy via foul gain experience. Same for players who suffer an injury this way.
XXXL© registered coaches gain their unique and exact GR, the Goblin Ranking based on matches played in the XXXL©.
XXXL© registered coaches also get access to the big mansion to visit the commissioner and the cheerleaders.
Your team will join Division Tailz and get to play at least 4 more matches before entering the play offs.
Feel free to visit us at our Leeg page or dive into our handbook and contact mekutata if you are interested to join!
This blog post has been sponsored by
XXXL© is da oldest Blood Bowl leeg on this coin that we live on. Build upon the ruins left behind by the great Nuffle the leeg started to raise in the year Null and quickly became the biggest and most professional sports leeg on this coin that we live on.
The fifth season is already taking place, breaking all existing records and approaching matchday 4 with several teams attempting to qualify for the XXXL Bowl©. A tournament© shrouded in legend where only the biggest and strongest teams fight for the honor© to be the best Blood Bowl team on this coin that we live on.
XXXL© is also currently looking for a new franchise as one of the current teams just got lost in the woods and wil be unable to finish this season.
Maybe YOU are the Chosen One©!
The new git in the hood who starts a new team and slowly takes over the world!
What we are looking for is an experienced Blood Bowl coach with following qualifications:
☆ Astute: Nobody is faster or smarter than you. You know when to send in your bribes at the right time and when you see the 16th of 16 turns you make sure to give a gud stomp.
☆ Cunning: Your brain simply works harder and better than your opponent's. You don't rely on luck. Because your pact with Nuffle always made you shine brighter than the rest.
☆ Dexterous: You know how to use your remaining fingers. You hardly misclick and you also know how to type them keyboards.
☆ Refined: You don't only know the basics of Blood Bowl - ball, cage, touchdown - you LAUGH about them! Because you are already so above that. When you see this pitch your vision turns these players into well established patterns and your third eye knows the way.
WHAT YOU GET!
1250K in gold to start your own new team!
Additionally the XXXL© grants you a free Player-Coach assistant to turn these rookies quickly into formidable prime players!
XXXL© offers additional staff to professionalize your squad! Ranging from the previously mentioned Player-Coach to hypnogazing Cheerleaders, personal Bribed Refs, Fans who pay to play, Filchers with constant Black Market access or hallucinogenic Shamans. One team even found their own Necromancer!
XXXL© registered coaches can join the Playermarkets and shop for new Players. This can be talents hailing from the ongoing reality tv show XXL©Idolz© or currently unemployed players from previous franchises.
XXXL© registered coaches get access to the Great Bribery, a mysterious event where coaches get their chances to bribe famous Free Agents to play under Exclusive Contracts©, buy access to the Black Market or "negotiate" temporary rule changes with leeg officials.
XXXL© is the only league that features The Experience.©
Players who are able to cause a Casualtiy via foul gain experience. Same for players who suffer an injury this way.
XXXL© registered coaches gain their unique and exact GR, the Goblin Ranking based on matches played in the XXXL©.
XXXL© registered coaches also get access to the big mansion to visit the commissioner and the cheerleaders.
Your team will join Division Tailz and get to play at least 4 more matches before entering the play offs.
Feel free to visit us at our Leeg page or dive into our handbook and contact mekutata if you are interested to join!
This blog post has been sponsored by
Comments
Posted by Shraaaag on 2022-06-05 12:04:04
If you re just curious, join us on discord to have a chat
Posted by kozak on 2022-06-05 19:20:53
This Goblin league is a blast!!! You should really consider joining it. Specially if you have always dreamed of playing with more than 2 trolls, one chainsaw, mutant goblins etc
Posted by Halfabrain on 2022-06-05 21:57:33
They're all mad. Stay well away
Posted by ben_awesome on 2022-06-05 22:11:33
A great league, with huge amounts of work put in by the admins. It can take some getting used to but its worth it.
Posted by DrClaes on 2022-06-05 22:32:47
Highly recommended and awesome effort from league admins!
Posted by Happy_Amateur on 2022-06-06 08:21:44
This leeg is dumb. Rated 6 because they let me do stuff in it.
Posted by Happy_Amateur on 2022-06-06 08:22:47
Actually.... now I've read this. Who's writing your stuff for you now Meku? Who is it? I'll have 'em.
Posted by mekutata on 2022-06-07 09:29:17
Happy coaches make a happy commish!
Also looks like we've got a new coach :)
Also looks like we've got a new coach :)