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Chainsaw
Razor
#10
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
35
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
13
Td
38
Mvp
2
GPP
153
XPP
0
SPP
153
Injuries
-av, n
Skills
Block
+AG
+ST
Catch
Mighty Blow
Pass Block
Tackle
Formerly 3rd Highest Active Orc Scorer, Top 10 All-time Orc Scorer, Leading Scorer, Leading Casualties, Highest SPP, Most TDs in a game (4), and generally a Complete Animal
Raised near the tribal village that saw the origin of the Chainsaw team, he was brought up by a hermit Shaman before moving in with the village as an adolescent. Nobody knows where he originates from. A popular story is that he is the son of a high ranking orc general who fell out with one of the most powerful orcs of the realm. The general and his family were murdered, but not before a trusted goblin servant stole off with the general's newborn under instruction to take him deep into the safety of the remote mountainous swamps nearby our host tribe.
Always a cut above, and often cutting into, his contemporaries, once he moved into the village he established himself as one of the most skilled hunters. Often seen heading into the undergrowth alone with only a knife, he would frequently return dragging creatures more than twice his size behind him. He was conveniently out hunting when the initial recruitment drive occurred. He provided a large portion of the tribe's food and as such the local Shaman had to be bribed to let us take him. If there ever was an appropriate time to say it, Coach Chainsaw remarked on seeing him in the first practice session, "That boy's got talent!"
This orc is sharper than the usual orc and as such has rapidly risen through the Chainsaw ranks. He is a natural ball player with skill unbecoming of an orc and power only usually possessed by black orcs. Some say he has elven blood in his heritage, others say black orc blood, and the rest say both. His abilities saw him become the side's runaway top touchdown scorer and out-and-out star player. It was a rare game in which Razor does not get on the scoresheet.
As usual the number thirteen turned out to be a lucky number of an orc as he claimed the rare orc honour of scoring three times in one match to claim his first hatrick. He would go on to score his second hatrick only 5 games later. The more fame he acquired, the more teams would focus on stopping him. However, he would soon go on to score a then personal best of four touchdowns in a single game against a much higher rated chaos side.
He left the side ignominiously, retiring himself and refusing to ever play again, after Coach Chainsaw conceded a game which he had to sit out because of his first and only injury. The team were down to 6 players with 2 on the KO table against a Nurgle side who were fouling at every opportunity. When asked why he had decided to hang up his boots, he said unusually eloquently, "It was not the shame of conceding; it was that the side was so incapable without me. I knew I was the only decent player, but that was ridiculous."
Raised near the tribal village that saw the origin of the Chainsaw team, he was brought up by a hermit Shaman before moving in with the village as an adolescent. Nobody knows where he originates from. A popular story is that he is the son of a high ranking orc general who fell out with one of the most powerful orcs of the realm. The general and his family were murdered, but not before a trusted goblin servant stole off with the general's newborn under instruction to take him deep into the safety of the remote mountainous swamps nearby our host tribe.
Always a cut above, and often cutting into, his contemporaries, once he moved into the village he established himself as one of the most skilled hunters. Often seen heading into the undergrowth alone with only a knife, he would frequently return dragging creatures more than twice his size behind him. He was conveniently out hunting when the initial recruitment drive occurred. He provided a large portion of the tribe's food and as such the local Shaman had to be bribed to let us take him. If there ever was an appropriate time to say it, Coach Chainsaw remarked on seeing him in the first practice session, "That boy's got talent!"
This orc is sharper than the usual orc and as such has rapidly risen through the Chainsaw ranks. He is a natural ball player with skill unbecoming of an orc and power only usually possessed by black orcs. Some say he has elven blood in his heritage, others say black orc blood, and the rest say both. His abilities saw him become the side's runaway top touchdown scorer and out-and-out star player. It was a rare game in which Razor does not get on the scoresheet.
As usual the number thirteen turned out to be a lucky number of an orc as he claimed the rare orc honour of scoring three times in one match to claim his first hatrick. He would go on to score his second hatrick only 5 games later. The more fame he acquired, the more teams would focus on stopping him. However, he would soon go on to score a then personal best of four touchdowns in a single game against a much higher rated chaos side.
He left the side ignominiously, retiring himself and refusing to ever play again, after Coach Chainsaw conceded a game which he had to sit out because of his first and only injury. The team were down to 6 players with 2 on the KO table against a Nurgle side who were fouling at every opportunity. When asked why he had decided to hang up his boots, he said unusually eloquently, "It was not the shame of conceding; it was that the side was so incapable without me. I knew I was the only decent player, but that was ridiculous."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-09-05
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-05
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-06
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-09-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-07
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-08
-
3
-
-
-
9
2005-09-09
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-09-09
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-09-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-09
-
3
-
-
-
9
2005-09-09
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-09-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-10
-
2
-
1
-
8
2005-09-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-10
-
2
-
1
-
8
2005-09-10
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-09-10
-
1
-
1
-
5
2005-09-11
-
4
-
1
-
14
2005-09-11
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-09-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-11
-
2
-
1
-
8
2005-09-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-11
-
2
1
3
-
14
2005-09-12
-
2
-
1
-
8
2005-09-12
-
1
-
-
-
3