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Reporter: We are here, revisiting Rabe's post. Lets see the facts! Sources say that the Agility Monsters are really sore about bghandras's Drew Brew. Quote what Rafansar, Linelf of the Drew Brew said about Baruk "Sinful" Faithchanger, player of the Agility Monsters: "He is a dickheaded shorty!" Rabe did not reply it directly, but called out the Drow Brew on behalf of his famous Agility monsters. "Coach Rabe has confirmed that he has received several spiteful and mocking letters by a team called Drow brew". The Dark Elves seem to claim that they could outball any dwarf team with ease. While this is not an uncommon event, the gnome seems to be personally insulted for some reason. These guys can consider themselves challenged! I'll leave time and place up to them - but then I expect something special. (pause) I doubt they'll ever show."

Reporter: So here we go. A player says something, the opposition counters. Old story. Or not? We are here to examine whether it is an opinion of one player, the whole team, or is it a cultural issue with coach bghandras. So coach, what is your opinion about the statement of Rafansar?
bghandras: Looking at the bio of Baruk, the statement looks to be OK. Dont you agree?
Reporter: Well, i am also reporting for grey gnomes and dwarven here in Menzoberranzan, not only for dark elves, so i keep it fair. But is it true that you have never coached dwarf or chaos dwarf team?
bghandras: Well, yes. It is true. Never had the itch to do so.
Reporter: Do you see a theme here? Rabe may call out you of rassism.
bghandras: I would say that i would like to limit the injuries in the groin and knee area. You know those shorties hit you there for obvious reasons.
Reporter: You play lot with elves. Do you protect the heads as well?
bghandras: Not really those players who lose their heads should not be on the pitch. I am only worried about the groin and knee area.
Reporter: Is it the only reason that you joined the Agility Monsters hate group?
bghandras: Almost. That was also a factor. Plus the Captains of Drew Brew suggested the move.

Reporter: If that is all, and nothing personal about dwarven, then why are you bragging about Drew Brew beating a dwarf team in the team Bio page?
bghandras: I have a long history against dwarven kind. I have amazon teams, and as you know there are 2 really bad matchups: Dwarf, Chaos Dwarf. I am always proud when I beat them.
Reporter: Yes, i remember your bragging, but experts suggested you had luck.
bghandras: When you need luck, you should go for it. If you dont try, it wont happen.
Reporter: Sources also said that the opposition made a mistake in those matches.
bghandras: Well, PigStar-69 is an awful good coach, and he fall to my amazons too.
Reporter: Yes, in that particular case cheating was reported.
bghandras: No Way!!! I followed the Guidelines of the Referee's Association step by step, with special attention to the Bribery & Corruption policy. According to the Bribery & Corruption policy i contacted the referee exactly 2 hours before the brawl. I guarantee that the payments were well timed, all payments were transfered through certified corruptors, and were approved by the Inducement Sindicate.

Reporter: Ummm. Lets come back to dark elves.
bghandras: Sure, my affection for Dark elves are higher then for zons anyway.
Reporter: How do you do with the anti-dwarf Wrestle+Sidestep project?
bghandras: Still recruiting. I would like to use this opportuntity to shout out in Menzoberranzan. I am running many dark elf teams. There is always a place for a decent dark elf player. If you want to play blood bowl, please send your application!
Reporter: Do you plan to accept the challenge by Rabe?
bghandras: Of course.
Reporter: What is your advice to your team before that game?
bghandras: Protect the ball(s)!

Reporter: That is all for today. You were listening to "Creating Controversy" sponsored by the Male Assasination Comitte: "If one stab is all you want to order!"