DarkVision Channel, the official media of Menzoberranzan, proudly announce a resolution to a rivalry.
Tomorrow, Friday 20.30 bbtime, Agility Monsters vs Drow Brew

Agility Monsters

• A bunch of dwarves (a few of them even female) who want to prove that their kind is able to do more on the pitch than bashing their opponents.
  
• Owner of at least 6 different Fumbbl badges
  
• Experience of 200 games
  
• Relentless participant of the GLT
  
• Most popular dwarf team on FUMBBL
  
• Extremely proficient against Dark Elves with already 19 games played against this race
  
• Injured Bowl & Chain's multi-stab assassin to an extent that he retired a couple of games later and gave up his hunt for the related FUMBBL badge
  
• 44 games against elves of all elven races - almost 25% of their games. Probably not many dwarf teams can say that
  
• Groin also killed remarkable Dark Elf blitzer Geith Kahreni only lately

Quote from Agility Monsters' newsflash back from 2013, November 14th: Coach Rabe has confirmed that he has received several spiteful and mocking letters by a team called "Drow brew". The Dark Elves seem to claim that they could outball any dwarf team with ease. While this is not an uncommon event, the gnome seems to be personally insulted for some reason. Rabe: "These guys can consider themselves challenged! I'll leave time and place up to them - but then I expect something special. I doubt they'll ever show."

Drow brew

• Member of the Agility Monsters hate group
  
• The vicious collection of dark elves
  
• Member of the anti-dorf association
  
• Mamer of dwelfballing
  
• Challanger of short legs
  
• Master of dumpoff
  
• Bragger of wins against dwarf and chaos dwarf
  
• Proud Beater of Dwarfalot to 5-0
  
• Not so proud drawer (2-2) with Braden's Folly
  
• Proud Beater (4-0) of Los hijos de Rugar-Kon

Quote from Agility Monsters' newsflash from 2014, February 14th: Greeting card from Drow Brew The card is printed with black magic ink on yellow paper. However handwritten texts are visible, written with blood after the completion of the magic formula. These bloodwritten texts are in brackets below. "We feel sorry for the loss of those players (as it was not us who caused), and wish a nice recovery from the losses (after we clash, and decimate you again). Don't worry about the trollslayer, was too weak anyway, not deserving to be on the pitch. We wish you get only agility rolls from now on (but you may need to change the training methods). We recommend joint practices with agile teams to achieve that improvement (daggers, chainsawas can also be good motivation tools to learn dodging). Your sincerely, Drow Brew! (this is dwarf blood - the messenger)

The rivalry has a long backlog, as the players of each team expressed opinion about the opposing party. A challenge was issued long long time ago "give some time to prepare" (Rabe's quote), but the monsters may not know what they are up to, as Drizzt emerged meanwhile as a real threat to any dwelfballing. Are the Monsters going to emerge glorious, or will dwelfball be humiliated? Anyway, lets just unleash this boiling hatred, and resolve matters on the pitch using pigskin.

It is also the a yubilee, the 1000th match of coach bghandras at fumbbl. Come, and watch at DarkVision at Friday 20.30 bbtime!