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Chainsaw
Prefect
#13
Lineman
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
6
B
32
P
0
F
2
G
107
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
17
Td
4
Mvp
7
GPP
81
XPP
0
SPP
81
Injuries
n
Skills
+ST
Block
Dirty Player
Guard
Tackle
The last surviving member of the original side and initially so rubbish that he never got knocked down and hurt, often bypassed by opposing team strategies. At least he tried his best which went down well with the fans.
Brother of the long-since deceased lineman <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2242301">Ford</a>, Prefect takes great pride in his survival and heralds every game as a further divide in quality between him and his dead sibling. He refutes claims their father made them compete as young orclings, building up animosity between them, saying, <i>"We just always hated each other."</i>
From a farming background with a backwater tribe deep in a murky swamp, Prefect lacks the natural agility, speed, or intelligence to do much more than get in the way of people. However he is pretty strong.
Finally after 43 games he scores a touchdown and learns how to block. He scores his second touchdown in his 51st match, causing furore among bookmakers who'd been making a killing on bets of him never scoring again. His longevity and experience turned him from a complete loser into a core member of the squad. He may not have been a Donnie Brasco, but he wasn't a Lefty either, and that suited the Chainsaw who valued Prefect as part of a balanced side.
Finally after 107 games of service he was told he was let go, because he asked for a pay rise. 'Saws coffers aren't particularly big since the fans keep killing the match attendants who attempt to collect entrance fees. Prefect has vowed to mug drunken fans until he feels he has been paid sufficiently, a gesture much appreciated by Coach Chainsaw and his staff.
Brother of the long-since deceased lineman <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2242301">Ford</a>, Prefect takes great pride in his survival and heralds every game as a further divide in quality between him and his dead sibling. He refutes claims their father made them compete as young orclings, building up animosity between them, saying, <i>"We just always hated each other."</i>
From a farming background with a backwater tribe deep in a murky swamp, Prefect lacks the natural agility, speed, or intelligence to do much more than get in the way of people. However he is pretty strong.
Finally after 43 games he scores a touchdown and learns how to block. He scores his second touchdown in his 51st match, causing furore among bookmakers who'd been making a killing on bets of him never scoring again. His longevity and experience turned him from a complete loser into a core member of the squad. He may not have been a Donnie Brasco, but he wasn't a Lefty either, and that suited the Chainsaw who valued Prefect as part of a balanced side.
Finally after 107 games of service he was told he was let go, because he asked for a pay rise. 'Saws coffers aren't particularly big since the fans keep killing the match attendants who attempt to collect entrance fees. Prefect has vowed to mug drunken fans until he feels he has been paid sufficiently, a gesture much appreciated by Coach Chainsaw and his staff.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-09-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-10
-
-
-
2
-
4
2005-09-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-11
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-09-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-16
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-09-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-22
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-09-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-10-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-10-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-10-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-10-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2006-10-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-11-01
-
-
-
1
-
2