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2016

2016-10-22 19:56:22
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2016-10-04 16:09:02
rating 5.2
2016-09-16 04:29:27
rating 5.6
2016-09-04 03:01:21
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2016-08-05 16:47:19
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2016-06-22 14:25:55
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2016-06-19 17:46:08
rating 5.5
2016-06-17 19:49:23
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2016-06-10 02:41:41
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2016-02-18 06:07:11
rating 5.1
2016-02-08 13:35:28
rating 4.3
2016-02-05 10:35:37
rating 5.3

2015

2015-05-11 02:17:03
rating 4.4
2015-01-20 01:15:13
rating 5.1

2014

2014-12-01 20:01:54
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2014-10-06 05:53:22
rating 5.5
2014-10-01 03:09:51
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2014-09-16 04:18:24
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2014-07-04 03:02:33
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2014-06-26 17:17:19
rating 4
2014-06-18 18:24:35
rating 4.5
2014-06-03 01:15:28
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2014-04-29 03:11:22
rating 4.4
2014-02-03 20:55:02
rating 4.7

2013

2013-12-25 02:36:46
rating 4.8
2013-12-14 17:54:05
rating 4.2
2013-12-10 16:15:25
rating 3.7
2013-12-05 14:37:20
rating 2.8
2013-11-29 03:47:10
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2013-11-18 15:59:12
rating 3.5
2013-11-12 21:56:05
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2013-11-06 20:59:39
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2013-11-04 16:55:12
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2013-11-01 19:57:23
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2013-10-30 15:36:11
rating 6
2013-10-23 16:20:47
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2013-10-13 22:29:41
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2013-10-11 23:29:44
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2013-10-01 23:52:30
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2013-09-18 16:49:00
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2013-09-01 05:55:37
rating 4.8
2013-08-29 04:07:21
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2013-08-10 20:57:59
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2013-06-26 07:27:30
rating 4.9
2013-06-26 01:47:32
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2013-06-25 02:35:47
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2013-06-13 01:16:44
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2013-06-12 21:40:55
rating 4.2
2016-08-05 16:47:19
17 votes, rating 3.5
just wow
I have specced many games throughout the years I have been on this sight, but this has to be the strangest conversation i have ever seen. Coaches named changed for obvious reasons. This went on for about twenty or so minutes after the game was already over.

<coach A> lol i can only imagine how much you would be complaining if that happened to you
<coach B> well I rolled 3 double skulls
<A> but for me, i screwed up
<b> on 11 blocks :D
<A> right?
<B> I think I had my share of bad luck today
<A> lol
<A> yep your bad luck let you win the game, you had much worse
<b> also, I have lot to lose if I play vs coach with low CR
<A> my appologies, you are so smart
<b> so yes I would have been a bit upset but I would have not flamed
<A> personally i think you are extremely arrogant, and need to be knocked down a few notches, but odds are you are not a teen and you are stuck being you
<B> I'm 36 yo fyi
<B> :)
<B> maybe even older than you
<A> i feel sorry for you then
<A> i have a daughter older than you, so nope
<B> I might do the same :D
<B> then you should work on your coaching
<B> because it's poor
<A> you should work on your personallity, because it is poor
<B> just frank person :)
<B> I simply say what I think
<B> without filter
<A> lol if that is what you want to call arrogant
<B>some call it arrogant
<B> others call it sincere
<B> speaking
<B> life is a jail, I will not be restrained by other people's opinions
<A> you dont even know why i think your arrogant or what the word means evidently do you?
<A> look the word up, or do you know what it means?
<B> man
<A> what does it mean?
<B> arrogant comes from old Latin
<A> what does it mean
<B> it's the ancient language of my land
<B> so pls :D
<A> what does it mean?
<B> a person full of ego
<A> nope
<A> try again
<B> that thinks to be always right
<A> someone that thinks they are better than the other person
<A> look it up LOL
<B> yes
<A>and you think you are better than me
<B> even that
<B> I don't think
<B> it's a fact
<B> check win rate
<B> :)
<B> and rank
<A> omg
<B> it's not my opinion
<B> is a cold
<B> hard
<B> fact
<A> i use to have a much better win rate than yours...
<B> you even play chaos
<A> but of course that doesnt matter
<B> yes, in ranked maybe
<B> where you can cherrypick
<B> noobs
<A> it doesnt matter that my dice suck 98%
<B> this is a misconception
<A> ever since i pissed off the owners friend
<A> naw
<A> facgt
<A> er fact
<B> science proves that dice are fair on a great enough number of games
<A> this isnt dice it is a program
<A> and as such can be manipulated
<B> the program uses complex algorythm
<B> that ensures a good distribution of dice
<B> better than "physical" dice
<B> manipulated by who?
<B> it's server side seed
<A> let me tell you what this guy did, he banned me for talking to his friend pretty much like we have this game... i posted about it on the mb, within hours that posting was removed... came back 10 years later to these wonderful dice i get
<B> I would play differently
<A> but it is all in my head, right? i use to have a legendary rank
<B> if I could hack the dice
<B> for example crazy dodges
<A> dude, it is the guy that programmed the site, there is no hacking
<B> and do you think I manipulated the dice to get 3 double skulls? :D
<B> christer you mean?
<A> i have no idea what his name is
<A> dont care
<B> christer is the owner of the site
<B> he has no interest in hacking my dice or yours :D
<A> i just know 12 years ago he had a god complex
<A> lol sure
<A> that is why he banned me for arguing with his friend and removed my posting
<A> yep
<A> nice guy
<B> well I can feel you
<A> so i dont play like i use to, does no good... instead i play just to have fun
<B> I play to have fun as well
<B> where fun = win
<B> and win = fun
<A> if you could watch some of my games, most would quit playing
<B> I gave you suggestions
<B> and they were honest
<A> i have had as many as 10 turns overs on the first roll in one game
<B> but people take my tips as arrogant words
<B> I just like to see good teams around
<B> so i can have a good game
<B> and my opponent too
<A> no, you told me i dont know how to play and how much better you are LOL
<B> well you got 3 dice on the ball carrier
<A> when i think you are terrible, but you have such good stats LOL
<B> I accept your opinion
<B> and I don't take offence
<B> I think I must improve myself so we agree
<B> I play all the teams to improve my coaching
<A> well i think you are wrong, i would much rather have 5 mv with 4 agil than 6 mv with 3 agil
<B> I'd rather ma 6 with sure hands :D
<B> less tv
<A> there is not one team i have not played, and your point is?
<B> that if I play all teams I can improve my overall coaching
<B> if I got stuck playing elves I would not learn to play orcs for example
<B> my point is
<B> I agree with you
<B> that I have to improve
<B> :)
<B> I keep on playing to hone my skills
<B> just 1 thing
<A> you have 7 armor and most of my guys have mb, dont you think it is rather strange i have not hurt anyone? well except the kicker
<B> if you had a high win rate
<B> you should recover it over time
<A> i had a high win rate
<A> lol tell the dice that
<A> omg
<A> i have had wonderful dice this game compared to most of my games
<B> I have av 7 only vs claw
<B> so at least you don't think I hack dice :D
<B> right? :D
<A> you dont have too, the owner did that for everyone against me lol
<A> it is amazing how different my dice are now, than before he banned me
<B> you think christer spends his time watching game
<B> and
<B> "cursing" dice with a hack?
<A> naw just takes one small code entry for life
<B> it looks like a conspiracy
<B> don't write that on forums or you will have issues I think
<A> it looks like the actions of someone with a god complex to me
<B> I had a quad skulls
<B> in a major
<A> oh i know i will
<B> just after a guy in the chat
<B> wrote that I could not fail that turn
<B> :D
<B> then I quad skulled
<B> there is a blog of that if you want to see :D
<A> but do you have 6 to 10 turn overs almost every game?
<B> some games my dice are on fire
<A> i do
<B> some games I fail some basic actions
<A> no, almost every game, learn to read
<B> and most of games the dice are average I think
<A> not for me
<A> they use to be
<B> I was explaining :)
<B> the answer is no
<B> my experience is that dice are not rigged against me
<A> like i said my worse was 10 with most of those on the first roll
<B> by human entity
<B> it's just a program
<A> and as such can be easily manipulated
<A> either by a hack or the programmer himself
<A> all i know is how much different my dice were after i came back
<B> probably it's possible, but I don't think they are manipulated
<B> I'm not a programmer
<B> I saw weird dice on cyanide as well
<A> i was back in the early 80's
<B> but I thought it was just bad luck
<B> cyanide had a hack to know dice in advance
<A> started programming before windows came on line, i remember when 3.1 appeared
<B> maybe I played vs some guys with it
<B> I must say that I started to improve when I stopped whining about dice
<B> and had a different approach to turns
<A> i use to play axis and allies on the zone years ago, some guy created a hack and then circulated it... it destroyed that community
<B> I can imagine
<A> the zone is run by microsoft, so if they can be hacked anyone can
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Comments
Posted by Bloodfeast on 2016-08-05 16:52:06
It takes two to tango....
Posted by Nightbird on 2016-08-05 17:01:10
ZzZz...
Posted by Jeffro on 2016-08-05 17:03:07
Someone hacked my dice in tabletop the other day... FOR REALS!! I rolled three 1's in a row and also had a triple skull block. Pretty sure Christer was manipulating the plastic telepathically from Sweden. It only takes a split second to astrally project mental telekinetic powers across the ocean. Look it up.

Cold.
Hard.
Fact.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2016-08-05 17:03:33
yeah, life is a jail...

where you get to spend free time playing a game for free online, with other people.
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2016-08-05 17:05:50
Spiro !
Posted by paradocks on 2016-08-05 17:11:17
ahh the old bad dice hackaroonie. i had this done on me too but i removed it by donating
Posted by fidius on 2016-08-05 17:12:04
Anonymity brings out the best in people, dunnit.
Posted by Cloggy on 2016-08-05 17:13:50
Can't be. Spir0 was never any good, while this guy was a legend DESPITE the fact that Christer spent all his time sitting behind his keyboard giggling while he turned all his rolls into 1's.

Just imagine what kind of BloodBowl GAWD he truly is.....
Posted by Wreckage on 2016-08-05 17:25:26
I'm totally with B and can also totally appreciate that the two are talking it out instead of meeting each other with awkward silence.

Really, what's wrong with that.
Posted by Balle2000 on 2016-08-05 17:46:08
@Cloggy Now I'm giggling behind keyboard!
Posted by awambawamb on 2016-08-05 17:52:30
I need more QUALITY beer to think about this.
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2016-08-05 18:49:50
TL;DR
Posted by pythrr on 2016-08-05 21:47:05
jesus....

whining in game can be fun, but for 20 minutes AFTERWARDS? weridos.

also, is "flaming" still a term?
Posted by harvestmouse on 2016-08-05 22:09:21
Takes 2 to tango indeed. They deserved each other.
Posted by harvestmouse on 2016-08-05 22:11:55
Actually rereading it, A is an arse and should be more careful. There's no place for that sort of thing here.
Posted by SpecialOne on 2016-08-05 22:31:33
This is good fun to read...
Posted by cakalis on 2016-08-05 23:25:47
Hmouse, A was an arse even when he was a legend and thats why Cris cursed his dice. So never ever be an arse on this site or Cris will curse your dice too!
Posted by mrt1212 on 2016-08-05 23:35:45
Calling Dunning-Kruger calling Dunning-Kruger!
Posted by pythrr on 2016-08-05 23:52:31
Best line ever:

<B> it's the ancient language of my land

I'm using that all the time now
Posted by Cavetroll on 2016-08-05 23:52:53
I thought spiro, too. But the English was not spiro enough. This was funny for the first few minutes then I gave up reading it. Glad they spent the time torturing one another instead of the rest of us. Oh, wait...
Posted by Balle2000 on 2016-08-05 23:57:19
Aliens.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-08-06 00:20:33
Lol mrt1212. I didn't know anyone else knew about Dunning-Krueger. I don't see it in this case.
Posted by Dominik on 2016-08-06 01:45:28
Better waste time in the chat after the game ended than to write match reports like this:
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=916637
Posted by thoralf on 2016-08-06 05:17:16
Brilliant.
Posted by garyt1 on 2016-08-06 06:43:14
Ah Christer and his God complex eh. All is revealed! Much as the latin one tries to deny it.
Posted by pythrr on 2016-08-06 11:21:26
hey dom - if he took 10 mins per turn, why not just time him out?
Posted by Burnalot on 2016-08-06 13:15:17
Timeout wasn't a thing in 2005.
Posted by Kam on 2016-08-06 16:42:55
I've stopped after the "11 blocks" part.

That's BLOOD bowl dammit! Any game under 40 blocks should be reported!
Posted by pythrr on 2016-08-06 20:52:13
yeah, it really does seem like not trying
Posted by grunth on 2016-08-06 22:35:35
pathetic
Posted by bigbullies on 2016-08-07 00:39:25
Ive seen this written somewhere before.......
SHIT Christer goes on to become the immortal god emperor in the 41st millenium
:D
Posted by Wreckage on 2016-08-07 03:36:35
Just wait until C gets hired by the US defense ministry to write an 'unhackable' randomizer ;).
Posted by mekutata on 2016-08-07 03:41:43
poor A
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-08-07 06:41:17
A, B, and C.
Posted by Garion on 2016-08-07 10:45:35
Lol it's pretty obvious who one of these people is.
Posted by Malmir on 2016-08-07 12:21:29
I don't think either came off particularly well, though as the conversation went on B started to look better by comparison to A. Would love to know who they are...
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2016-08-07 17:54:36
Name and shame!
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2016-08-07 17:54:53
Wait... was it me? :/
Posted by pythrr on 2016-08-08 03:13:18
monkey balls?