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2016-09-16 04:29:27
17 votes, rating 5.6
17 votes, rating 5.6
Confession Time
Because I am a tad bored waiting for my wife to finish dishes so we can watch a movie, I decided why not use this small window of time to get to know my fellow coaches . I have decided to share a rather embarrass thing that happened to me on this site. So about T2 in the second half of a game, I inadvertently feel asleep. Just right there, middle of the game and middle of the day. I was stating at a hotel for work and had the day off. I remember waking up a few hours later, drooling and staring at my laptop. The chat screen was full of @where are you", "are you there", "are you ok?". I am not sure how long that lasted, but at some point the other coach just started skipping my turns and stalled till the end just to finish the game. Good thing he had the last turn. I messaged him when I realized what happened and apologized. He has just glad I was alive. It was super embarrassing to fall asleep randomly like some old man. I can't for the life of me remember who it was, but if you happen to read this drop me a line so we can have a laugh about it.
Anyone want to share any embarrassing things that have happened to them on site?
Anyone want to share any embarrassing things that have happened to them on site?
Comments
Posted by El_Jairo on 2016-09-16 06:46:54
Anything past miss-clicks and stupid luck, or maybe it is more to do with my inept sequencing of my turns.
I do wonder what a sight it must have been when you finally did wake up!
No shame-picture? :-p
I do wonder what a sight it must have been when you finally did wake up!
No shame-picture? :-p
Posted by pythrr on 2016-09-16 07:11:04
good stuff, grandad!
Posted by Beanchilla on 2016-09-16 07:48:09
I've definitely played drunk and lost horribly. That's probably the worst.
Fumbbl confessions are so much nicer than real life ones haha.
I try not to drunk fumbbl as much now but it is a fun way to spend a lazy Friday.
Fumbbl confessions are so much nicer than real life ones haha.
I try not to drunk fumbbl as much now but it is a fun way to spend a lazy Friday.
Posted by Rbthma on 2016-09-16 08:03:01
Spilled a beer on my laptop during a fumbbl match when I fell asleep - it went Kaput and I had to (mostly) quit drinking :/
Posted by awambawamb on 2016-09-16 08:20:13
In February/March I didn't have internet, so to play games I was forced to go with the car near the hotel of this village (there are just two) where I went the very first time we visited the plant. Thankfully they never changed their WiFi password. I'll tell you, playing with that red, embarassing wart-like nipple mouse that Lenovo calls "Track Pointer" is the most awful thing.
Posted by Throweck on 2016-09-16 08:20:14
I let my wife play one of my games once while I coached her to try and get her into it. Didn't work. I am pretty sure it was think tank who was very very patient!!
Posted by Verminardo on 2016-09-16 09:58:28
My most embarrassing moment on Fumbbl is still well documented:
https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=22398
https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=22398
Posted by PurpleChest on 2016-09-16 10:02:17
I have played FUMBBL in the bath.
I have played FUMBBL on the toilet.
I have played FUMBBL and fallen asleep.
I have played FUMBBL high.
I have played FUMBBL drunk.
But my favorite was against me. i know someone who had a blowjob while playing me at BB.
Surely the ultimate thrill.
And a blowjob.
I have played FUMBBL on the toilet.
I have played FUMBBL and fallen asleep.
I have played FUMBBL high.
I have played FUMBBL drunk.
But my favorite was against me. i know someone who had a blowjob while playing me at BB.
Surely the ultimate thrill.
And a blowjob.
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2016-09-16 10:43:01
I hope that wasn't Table Top PC >.<
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2016-09-16 10:44:29
Oh, and here is the old concessions thread!
https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=7770
https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=7770
Posted by Harad on 2016-09-16 11:38:26
I think one of my most embarrassing was in the box:
I'd drawn a ridiculous team, I was playing elves and at 1100-1200 TV they had a clawpomber and a ST4 blodger or some sort of ridiculous minmaxing (and had been staying at that TV to pick off easy games). I lost my patience and went off the deep end about how they were contributing to making the box worse and ruining the fun for other people. I lectured and I preached. Then I dodged into his cage -2d powed the ball carrier and made off with the ball for a completely undeserved draw.
Had to do a little bit of apologising.
I'd drawn a ridiculous team, I was playing elves and at 1100-1200 TV they had a clawpomber and a ST4 blodger or some sort of ridiculous minmaxing (and had been staying at that TV to pick off easy games). I lost my patience and went off the deep end about how they were contributing to making the box worse and ruining the fun for other people. I lectured and I preached. Then I dodged into his cage -2d powed the ball carrier and made off with the ball for a completely undeserved draw.
Had to do a little bit of apologising.
Posted by frogboy on 2016-09-16 12:10:37
Sometimes when I'm high I post random comments in the forum which I think sound really funny to me or get really deeply involved in arguments I don't understand lol i've since tried to refrain from using drugs whilst logged into the internet.
Also when I first started playing FUMBBL It was around the same time I first started using the internet and I didn't really believe that there were other people on the other end, I employed the use of some of my uninterested family members who I signed up to the forum then we arranged games on my PC and laptop which I played in order to farm a team, this was discovered by the site admission who deleted all the accounts except this one and retired all my teams. This is propally the worst thing I've ever done but it also made me realise that the internet was very real. I love Blood Bowl and this site is awsome, mmm probally time I donate some more funds...
Also when I first started playing FUMBBL It was around the same time I first started using the internet and I didn't really believe that there were other people on the other end, I employed the use of some of my uninterested family members who I signed up to the forum then we arranged games on my PC and laptop which I played in order to farm a team, this was discovered by the site admission who deleted all the accounts except this one and retired all my teams. This is propally the worst thing I've ever done but it also made me realise that the internet was very real. I love Blood Bowl and this site is awsome, mmm probally time I donate some more funds...
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-09-16 12:23:15
@PC: would be even more embarrassing if the person getting the BJ beat you as well. (I bet I know which coach it was!) ;)
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-09-16 12:27:36
My most embarrassing moment was when I tried to frenzy crowdsurf a Stand Firm dwarf (without Juggs) against Lizvis, and he completely sledged me for it :D
Posted by akaRenton on 2016-09-16 20:14:46
I lost to the The Green Tide, does that count?
Posted by Arktoris on 2016-09-17 05:54:15
Was in the Vampire XFL and was up against a mega-vampire team more than 1000tv higher than me. I was the underdog big time!
But my dice were on fire and managed 2-2 by the end, going into overtime.
The ball was kicked to me and I start pounding the opponent's team. Totally smash him into the ground! Since OT back then was a full half, I stalled. My 11 guys vs his 3, ha...in da bag!
Stalled some more
and more
stalled 8 turns...
doh...
forgot to score. tourney game ended 2-2, coin flip...I lost.
out of the tournament.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=1905803
But my dice were on fire and managed 2-2 by the end, going into overtime.
The ball was kicked to me and I start pounding the opponent's team. Totally smash him into the ground! Since OT back then was a full half, I stalled. My 11 guys vs his 3, ha...in da bag!
Stalled some more
and more
stalled 8 turns...
doh...
forgot to score. tourney game ended 2-2, coin flip...I lost.
out of the tournament.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=1905803
Posted by Arktoris on 2016-09-17 05:59:20
"But my favorite was against me. i know someone who had a blowjob while playing me at BB. "
you know, I might have played that same guy. 2004 was playing a guy in college and trashing his team with injury after injury. I typed "I'm sorry about this, you must be so frustrated."
he answered
"I'm ok. girlfriend is here. Naked. Sitting on my lap."
you know, I might have played that same guy. 2004 was playing a guy in college and trashing his team with injury after injury. I typed "I'm sorry about this, you must be so frustrated."
he answered
"I'm ok. girlfriend is here. Naked. Sitting on my lap."
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2016-09-17 12:49:29
I iz konstantly bein owtwitted by a squirrel. An ow iz loosin ter Der Tide embarrasin?