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SlaughterHouse5000
P [R] Chaos Chosen

<font color="blue"><b><i><h1><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=2410&show=9305">XFL CHAOS CHAMPIONS!</a></h1></b></i></font>
The classic underdog story, after overcoming a 36 point TS deficit in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=894283">Round 1</a>, Slaughterhouse5000 wins by narrow descision in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=905322">Round 2</a>, this time down 47 points of TS.
After another narrow victory against a roughly even TS matchup (only down a mere 6 points TS) in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=906786">Round 3</a>, Slaughterhouse5000 reached out and grabbed the chamionship in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=911557">Round 4</a> <i>bloodbath</i> against one of the most fearsome Chaos teams on Fumbbl!

As worshippers of Chaos, Slaughterhouse5000 knows that all who play Blood Bowl ultimately serve the cause of chaos...from the mayhem of a Dwarven cage midfield, to the carnage of a blitzing War Dancer...and so we honor our opponents above all else...for without them the chaos of the pitch could not exist!

Most casualties caused in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1997093">single match: 11</a>
Most casualties suffered in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1499337">single match: 8</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=619200">Kiljoy Smashdasher</a>, the heart and soul of the team, died one solid hit away from becoming a Legend.
With the team from the start, he never missed playing in a match.
He died as he lived, smashing his way through the opposition, exposing himself to danger in order to help the team win, not hiding safely behind his teammates like so many other 'mighty' chaos warriors killers do.
So now God help the afterlife, because he's there...waiting...and death itself can no longer offer an escape from his terrifying brutality...

<font color="red" >Slaughterhouse 5000 Medals of Valor:</font>
Awarded to teams and individual players for Outstanding Bravery, Honor and/or Suicidal Zeal on the pitch facing this team.

Team Medals of Valor:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=91005">Rainbow Animals</a>: For bravely facing a very bashy team and never giving up to the point of suicidally insane Blitzes.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=123008">Dave's I Know</a>: For keeping up the attack in the face of terrible dice. Very terrible dice.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=135104">Daulatars</a>: For being tough and playing up, and nearly winning with some amazing dodges, despite getting badly bashed.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=92316">Bad Habits</a>: For playing Slaughterhouse when no-one else would...
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=168518">Gerbil's Avengers</a>: For probably the most exciting and bloodiest <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=911557" >match</a> SlaughterHouse5000 will ever see...

Individual Medals of Valor:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1351937">ChickenBrain</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=119138">fumbbl.ger United</a> For nearly holding the tie singlehandedly by putting himself in the most brutal line of fire.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=861214">Black Death</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=68306">Waste Gang</a> For singlehandedly winning the game through his outrageous stench and lethal Blitzing ability.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1109281">PepperJack</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=90001">Guardians of the Cheese</a> For the utterly mad Leaping Blitz that ulitmately cost him his life.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1630209">Ciigar</a> of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=142369">Diremire Dragons</a> For his amazing 2 GFI, 1 Die Blitzes which invariably ended in a POW on my ball carrier.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1417397">Fred</a> of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=117604"> Low Tech Persuaders</a> for managing to RIP Kiljoy Smashdasher in a block.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1679750">The Ring</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=146460">Intense Fear</a> For a) Being named after the last movie I saw that really freaked me out AND b) RIPing a player with a lone foul - no assists necessary!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1679746">Alien</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=146460">Intense Fear</a> For demonstrating that a good Claw/RSC killer doesn't bloody NEED any bonuses to AV or INJ rolls to do his work!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2059190">Nice</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=168518">Gerbil's Avengers</a> for being a part of the classic 'revenge' story: Beastman kills Beastman in foul, fouled Beastman's teammate niggles fouling Beastman in block, niggled fouling Beastman's teammate kills blocking Beastman in another Block. You got your revenge Nice, and so were you revenged upon!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2059904">Faith</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=168518">Gerbil's Avengers</a> For almost preventing our XFL Chaos win...by himself...several times (including sending Buck to meet the crowd, and concluding with meeting the crowd himself!)

Now the SlaughterHouse prepare for a shot at the XFL Masters...no longer the underdogs they once were in the XFL...will they be able to triumph from atop the pile as well as they smashed their way out from under it? SlaughterHouse tries to stay humble, realizing they may have a big TR, but are still basically the same bunch of worthless, shiftless, directionless chumps they were back when that <i>counted</i> for something! Glory Daze!

SlaughterHouse put out a pathetic performance in round 2 of the XLF masters, and are defeated. Such is the life of a chaos team...

On Fumbbl's 5th Birthday, SlaughterHouse5000 took part in 3 Speed Freak Challenges. While we sure didn't win any of them, we definitely left a mark (or would have...but for the clearing of all permanent casualties) with the best casualty delta in each tourney:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19775">SFC LVII = 27 casualties (7 against)</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19785">SFC LXIV = 24 casualties (10 against)</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19792">SFC LXVIII = 25 casualties (5 against)</a>

Think that was abuse of the system? Consider this: Shut Up.
Also consider this: I don't have time to build an Uber-team by cherrypicking and playing 1000 Ranked games like some other coaches do. So I did it this way.
Also: Stop whining, they'll die/age soon enough. What sort of teams do you think I'll be able to play with this lineup?

SlaughterHouse5000 disgrace themselves in the second round of the Fumbbl Cup, getting mauled and causing nary a permanent injury, even with OT. Of course, we could blame the disconnect, which we always end up getting royally screwed after (except once I think). Well, anyway, whatever.

For their next amazing trick, SlaughterHouse5000 enters the XFL Chaos III, no doubt dreaming of their first XFL win! Of course, it might have been prudent to recover the team first, and not go into the tourney with two MNG...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
5 7 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
+ST, Guard, +ST
  68 0 1 0 13 3 44/51 270k
(150+120)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
4 4 4 9
Block, +AG, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro
-ma 107 8 14 1 19 8 Legend
130
240k
(100+140)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
6 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +MA
n 49 3 6 0 22 4 85/176 210k
(100+110)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Claw
  79 2 4 1 30 6 106/176 200k
(100+100)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG
  76 5 10 0 26 6 117/176 180k
(60+120)k
 
7
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Kick
  14 2 1 0 3 1 16/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
8
Beastman Runner
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Dirty Player
-ag, m 54 4 3 1 6 4 47/51 120k
(0)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Claw, +MA, Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Tackle
  87 1 6 0 47 12 Legend
173
190k
(60+130)k
 
10
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block, Guard
  36 5 7 0 6 1 43/51 150k
(60+90)k
 
13
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  73 2 6 0 5 6 60/76 140k
(60+80)k
 
14
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, +ST
  24 6 1 0 1 1 16/31 130k
(60+70)k
 
16
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Foul Appearance, Block
  39 2 2 0 3 4 34/51 120k
(60+60)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: CorporateSlave3 Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2410k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 15k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:118 (48/23/47) |TD Diff:-19 (126 - 145) |Cas Diff:150 (205/144/68 - 118/102/47)
Last Opponent: Mass Effect

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Double Cross IIDark Elf1000k70/1/030k0 - 11040k80/0/030k39k
Underground VerminSkaven1050k71/0/060k0 - 11040k100/0/040k53k
Mordor FCOrc1120k81/0/040k0 - 41330k210/1/070k44k
uncle'skremKhemri1170k121/0/1120k1 - 01310k90/2/020k46k
Dark RiftDark Elf1320k130/1/070k2 - 01060k80/1/040k60k
KagonestiWood Elf1430k141/0/050k2 - 11200k90/0/030k60k
Rotting Scum EatersNurgle1520k121/1/060k1 - 11610k151/1/120k47k
Followers of UsulElven Union1500k80/0/070k1 - 11480k130/2/040k45k
HalbtotUndead1570k141/2/060k1 - 11340k142/1/020k52k
Cuthroat CrittersSkaven1650k183/1/150k1 - 01750k60/0/030k54k
BurberryUndead1680k122/1/040k1 - 01550k142/1/140k46k
D'OrcOrc1680k80/1/050k1 - 01340k50/0/050k49k
Fade to DeathKhemri1740k202/4/030k1 - 01820k70/1/050k47k
D'OrcOrc1770k150/1/20k1 - 11910k132/0/020k53k
Bugman's BruisersDwarf1790k131/0/040k2 - 41890k313/3/160k62k
Wuhan's Fouling AcademyUndead1670k171/0/140k2 - 11130k111/0/140k52k
Halikko UnitedChaos1650k142/0/130k1 - 11740k120/0/150k49k
Dwarf of beerDwarf1690k120/2/160k0 - 11830k152/0/160k52k
Deathgerbils RevengeChaos1770k130/1/060k2 - 02070k71/0/120k70k
Fumbbl Cup QualifiersHuman1850k102/0/030k1 - 21990k170/1/170k88k
Crimson velvetDark Elf1840k110/0/040k2 - 01950k101/0/120k44k
Redemption of GrimnirDwarf1810k111/0/060k2 - 11760k110/1/030k58k
Streetfighter Alpha 3Lizardmen1890k42/0/00k0 - 11690k130/0/180k63k
Doom ChaosChaos1830k81/1/060k0 - 22000k170/1/140k46k
Swamp ChargersLizardmen1750k153/1/020k1 - 31730k180/2/050k48k
OrcorexOrc1800k110/0/040k1 - 11530k100/1/060k61k
2KKhemri1860k120/0/060k2 - 11830k121/0/060k65k
Guards of StygiaKhemri1960k181/2/030k2 - 01970k142/2/040k70k
NilHuman2020k182/0/020k2 - 01540k60/0/020k36k
Smazakovy zabijaciUndead2080k134/0/10k0 - 12170k110/2/010k58k
Budo Semmon GakkoChaos2110k142/2/060k1 - 11920k80/1/160k83k
Grand Lake MonsterzChaos2010k71/0/130k0 - 32190k203/3/160k82k
Rainbow AnimalsWood Elf1840k242/4/120k2 - 11730k100/0/060k65k
Charmed BlackChaos Dwarf1910k121/1/010k1 - 22130k171/3/150k79k
Daves I KnowHuman1680k253/2/220k2 - 11570k101/0/030k46k
Team PlayersDwarf1750k142/4/020k0 - 21680k171/1/030k72k
Svantavi SuratsDark Elf1800k163/0/120k1 - 11720k110/1/060k65k
Waste GangNurgle's Rotters1860k143/0/040k1 - 21960k192/1/130k65k
Barak-Varr BrawlersDwarf1820k150/1/270k1 - 01750k163/1/030k67k
Bubba BuddeesOrc1920k161/2/150k1 - 11670k80/0/020k68k
fumbbl.ger UnitedHuman2010k192/1/160k2 - 12140k90/0/060k97k
Guardians of the CheeseSkaven2110k200/2/160k3 - 22060k130/0/030k73k
Night FlowersDark Elf2210k162/0/020k2 - 21990k160/0/060k66k
Clown BrigadeChaos Dwarf2270k141/2/050k1 - 12180k130/2/050k90k
Uppsala ChaosChaos Dwarf2350k194/1/040k1 - 12080k111/0/040k100k
Irleand orc2Orc2150k132/0/010k1 - 12180k185/0/010k68k
Op Volle ToerenChaos2180k141/1/120k1 - 21960k172/1/040k71k
Durinsgold MonarchsDwarf2230k121/1/050k0 - 22180k243/1/130k95k
Diremire DragonsLizardmen2080k162/1/030k2 - 01980k71/0/040k81k
Los Blandos de KellyDwarf2150k162/1/030k2 - 11590k120/1/070k86k
DaulatarsOrc2220k263/3/160k2 - 11810k100/0/010k76k
Bad HabitsOrc2340k160/1/120k2 - 12060k162/1/030k97k
Low Tech PersuadersOrc2400k82/0/030k0 - 12170k140/1/280k120k
United undeadsNecromantic1980k233/3/030k2 - 11510k130/2/050k87k
Diavolesse IIAmazon1990k180/4/230k2 - 02040k111/1/010k84k
South Park SlamersDwarf2060k72/0/00k0 - 01820k50/0/060k79k
Bone BruisersOrc2060k101/0/040k1 - 11910k163/0/060k71k
Op Volle ToerenChaos2120k151/1/160k2 - 02070k81/0/060k86k
Intense FearChaos2220k80/0/110k1 - 02520k80/2/320k80k
Christiansborg Drinking LodgeDwarf1890k120/2/130k1 - 21630k130/0/080k92k
Bigger than you thinkDwarf1850k121/1/010k1 - 21710k141/0/030k77k
Family FriendlyNurgle's Rotters1870k80/1/020k1 - 11940k90/0/070k100k
South Park By NightNecromantic1910k154/0/020k0 - 11620k111/0/090k88k
Severed FistOrc1960k110/1/020k1 - 01730k90/2/060k77k
Skrolf's ScarmblersDwarf1990k120/0/140k1 - 01610k80/1/030k65k
Unearthed RemainsKhemri2060k143/1/040k1 - 01830k80/2/060k81k
Intense FearChaos2130k111/1/070k0 - 42650k292/3/210k109k
Ratitas a PinyonSkaven1940k213/2/150k1 - 41350k230/1/1100k92k
Yetzerhara's MinionsChaos Chosen2030k172/2/060k2 - 12210k120/0/110k98k
Khorne's FanclubChaos Chosen2140k122/0/120k1 - 12770k164/0/110k112k
Rhazgul's JudgementChaos Chosen2090k102/0/150k1 - 02120k71/0/070k131k
Gerbil's AvengersChaos2180k121/1/520k2 - 13260k122/3/00k83k
Transylvanian FreaksUndead2080k131/0/150k1 - 21870k160/1/050k103k
Horned Rat Succubus IISkaven2150k262/3/220k2 - 11640k100/0/070k80k
Legions of the Horned RatSkaven2220k171/1/070k1 - 02040k41/0/10k109k
Lords of HoethHigh Elf2330k213/2/120k0 - 52380k270/0/170k106k
Wretched All-StarsChaos2300k113/1/030k0 - 21900k183/0/040k95k
One Die JusticeChaos2350k71/0/010k0 - 02290k60/0/040k107k
Jemaline ConcordiumChaos Dwarf2380k101/0/020k1 - 02450k103/0/140k105k
Weapon Masters IINecromantic2420k111/0/060k1 - 22490k132/0/040k111k
Don't mind us, we're deadShambling Undead2500k174/1/150k1 - 02520k50/0/050k126k
Tomb of TerrorKhemri2580k206/2/150k0 - 22510k274/4/030k135k
KSCDark Elf2660k141/1/130k1 - 13100k121/1/020k95k
ZuziosNurgle's Rotters2710k160/1/240k1 - 22210k160/1/170k90k
Ice JarlsDwarf2770k120/1/040k2 - 02590k121/1/130k86k
Orcish NumbnessOrc2770k162/2/030k1 - 02520k91/2/010k106k
Do Not WantChaos2840k152/2/030k1 - 22420k214/2/120k103k
Bang Bang, You're Dead!Necromantic2900k70/0/010k0 - 32590k222/3/270k133k
Just for the TTMOgre2910k60/0/030k0 - 12830k163/0/150k109k
My First and My LastLizardmen2950k201/3/20k1 - 12960k80/1/020k115k
TurniermumienTomb Kings3000k112/0/10k0 - 12580k164/1/020k139k
LeafblowersWood Elf3020k204/1/10k2 - 42800k180/0/130k104k
Njumas InvadorsHigh Elf3060k173/2/10k1 - 12850k100/0/00k97k
Starburst Tropical Fruit ChewsDwarf3100k112/1/120k2 - 12700k130/1/020k99k
Sanguine SavantsDark Elf2730k172/2/060k1 - 22680k101/2/080k148k
Short Man ComplexChaos Dwarf2810k175/1/10k1 - 12060k100/1/050k84k
American ScottsHuman2820k224/2/010k2 - 02760k70/1/020k82k
Bongo FuryNurgle's Rotters2880k112/0/10k0 - 03020k81/1/110k115k
Cloak and DaggerElven Union2900k283/5/340k1 - 32910k210/1/140k111k
German 1337 Law Professors IVSkaven2990k152/4/040k0 - 22840k140/2/140k128k
Kaoticons in ColourChaos Chosen3060k142/1/020k1 - 22560k222/2/140k86k
Stony Man DoctrineElven Union3110k240/6/20k2 - 02750k71/0/10k107k
Sweetest HoneyChaos3160k141/2/20k1 - 22380k193/2/220k72k
Rivendale FairfellowsWood Elf3200k205/1/140k1 - 33480k210/0/010k131k
Silent StormWood Elf3280k255/4/10k1 - 33370k220/0/120k111k
American ScottsHuman3330k142/0/120k1 - 23020k162/0/040k102k
Jemaline ConcordiumChaos Dwarf3370k165/0/110k0 - 12390k122/1/00k64k
Jemaline ConcordiumChaos Dwarf3400k214/1/00k2 - 12430k141/2/130k68k
Silent StormWood Elf3440k122/3/130k0 - 43820k220/0/00k105k
Falling DownDark Elf3490k192/3/00k1 - 23300k120/0/00k111k
DBZ TenkaichiChaos Dwarf3530k243/3/10k2 - 12240k112/1/050k89k
DevilmentChaos3590k223/3/10k1 - 03570k80/2/010k97k
Brothers of the MountainDwarf3640k142/1/010k1 - 02280k80/1/00k77k
2007 NY Giants (18 and no)Orc3560k102/1/020k1 - 22650k245/3/160k124k
I Dominate YouChaos3190k91/2/110k0 - 32700k178/1/030k123k
Hate Is My StrenghChaos3210k165/1/00k2 - 02130k90/1/130k66k
Slaughter MongersChaos3110k193/3/030k2 - 02760k101/1/010k81k
Mass EffectChaos Chosen3190k91/1/10k0 - 12650k101/1/010k103k