Most successful Necromantic team (Won 434 of 621 ~ 70%)

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Records • 27 wins • 2 losses • 3 draws • 28 undefeated • 8 winless • FF16

Tournaments Won
• SMACK Sched LEG CVI
• SMACK Sched LEG CXIV
• SMACK Sched LEG CXVI
• SMACK Sched LEG CXXIV
• SMACK Sched LEG CXXXII
• XFL VIII Necromantic
• SMACK Brawl XLVII

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Inspired by the movie Kung Fu Hustle, where Pig Sty Alley is home to incognito kung fu legends and less capable inhabitants.

It took a while to learn with the team, going 2-2-4 in the first 8 games, but then Pig Sty Alley regrouped to build a fairly impressive subsequent record of 20-1-2 with 1 of only 2 losses being an exit from the GLT! These days form is a little less spectacular but the team wins more than it loses, and that's what counts!

All Time Greats
• Wulang Staff ~ 341spp 88td +AG +MA wolf
• Landlady ~ 260spp 101cas +ST pomb wight
• Eight Trigram Staff ~ 337spp 135cas clawpomb wolf
• The Coat aka Evil Spirit of the Fire Cloud ~ 607spp 114gms 3223run 166td
• Palm Descended from Heaven (11th Palm) ~ 451spp 196cas clawpomb wolf
• Landlady ~ 259spp ST5 AG4 blodge wight

Ex-Mascots
• Tailor
• Cereal Bar
• Coolie
• Assman

Player Grudges
• j0de's Nurkulan Mukulat killed mascot Coolie
• Emeyin's Fight Gone Bad killed super ghoul Landlady (passer) - target Grant
• Mateuszzzzzz's Annoyingly Green Armada IV killed freak wolf Kunlun Toad
• Arktoris' Hellbound Charioteers killed stalwart golem Sing - target Mighty Mouse
• Oryx's Wild Weeds killed legend wight Landlady whilst whining
• Shoebdoo's Cult Killas killed mascot Assman

Tournament Grudges
• Ulrik's Dirty Little Dinos for GLT VIII qualifier final defeat
• Punk77's Pink Troll Killers for WO walk off and UI dodge
• Sven's Another Pack Of Rats for UI IX qualifier final defeat

Tournament History
• GLT VI: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 2 ~ 2nd Round
• GLT VIII: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 3 ~ Runner Up
• FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CVI ~ Winners
• Warpstone Open VIII Qualifier II ~ Round 2
• UI IX Qualifier: Bronze Lantern ~ Runner Up
• FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXIV ~ Winners (Final pitch cleared!)
• GLT IX: Fastest To Apply Qualifier 2 - Runner Up (R1 conceded, R2 pitch cleared!)
• FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXVI ~ Winners (R1 pitch cleared!)
• FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXIV ~ Winners
• FUMBBL Cup XII ~ Round 1
• FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXII ~ Winners
• XFL VIII Necromantic - Winners
• UI XIV Qualifier: Crimson Lantern ~ Runner Up

Rivalries
• Carlo's Angry Newscasters (10/1/0)
• FatEddie's Cloverfield Corpse Carriers (5/2/1)
• Madvig's Cubic (4/0/4)
• Toombs' Bezerkers [R] (5/1/0)
• Dmitri's Mundo Antiguo (2/2/2)
• DemolitionMan's Rollo Funebre !!! (4/1/0)
• Vanguard's Bearded Min Maxers (2/2/1)
• khondar's Traidores Caóticos (2/1/2)
• DrunkAgent's Bloody Stumble (4/0/0)
• Toombs' Claws of the Night [R] (3/1/0)
• Rumanski's Schlumpen (3/0/1)
• Arktoris' Hellbound Charioteers (2/1/1)
• Kenty's Sleeper in Metropolis (2/1/1)
• BoT's Stinging Police (2/0/2)
• Arktoris' Inglorious Undead Hunters (3/0/0)
• Madvig's Snagas Decibles (2/1/0)
• Prez's Souless Slayers (2/0/1)
• RobRoyDuncan's Well-Read Pestilence (2/0/1)
• Stonetroll's Spirit Breaker (2/0/1)

Wolves
Buddhist Palm, Deadly Melody, Kunlun Toad, Wulang Staff, The Beast, Hexagon Staff, Twelve Kicks, Eight Trigram Staff, Evil Spirit of the Fire Cloud, Palm Descended from Heaven

Golems
Bone, Sing

Ghouls
Yang Guo, Guqin, Taijiquan, Xiaolongnu, Dragon's Daughter

Wights
Lion's Roar, Iron Rings, Landlord, Landlady

Zombies
Brother Sum, Beast, Donut, Coolie, Tailor, Fong, Beggar, Assman

Although, we take anybody in!