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the_Sage
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the_sage (17382)
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2020

2020-08-03 23:06:32
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2019-10-10 11:06:36
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2017-07-24 12:53:45
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2017-06-15 11:36:54
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2016-04-20 08:46:21
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2016-04-10 23:08:11
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2016-04-04 19:33:44
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2016-03-21 21:05:17
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2016-03-07 10:09:53
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2016-01-16 01:11:52
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2015-10-24 11:25:24
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2015-01-28 12:25:11
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2015-01-18 18:48:15
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2014-12-22 22:55:19
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2014-11-18 15:51:37
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2014-11-06 12:01:41
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2014-11-05 14:39:33
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2014-09-24 12:03:52
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2014-09-23 22:53:43
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2014-09-02 01:05:49
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2014-08-31 22:58:17
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2014-07-02 23:09:27
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2014-02-04 17:40:26
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2014-01-23 13:31:51
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2013

2013-11-09 13:44:07
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2013-10-01 09:23:16
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2013-09-26 17:26:55
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2013-09-09 16:43:14
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2013-07-25 10:31:30
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2013-02-14 23:05:12
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2013-01-29 13:02:22
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2012

2012-12-05 17:24:04
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2012-11-23 13:51:00
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2012-08-31 21:51:00
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2012-03-30 21:09:54
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2011

2011-11-21 12:20:43
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2011-11-10 16:39:25
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2011-11-06 11:06:46
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2011-11-02 11:51:19
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2011-10-14 13:28:49
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2011-09-21 17:48:02
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2011-09-17 11:58:23
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2011-09-12 22:55:58
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2011-09-04 22:30:35
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2011-08-06 00:11:44
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2011-07-21 09:50:22
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2011-07-14 23:46:41
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2011-07-07 23:57:20
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2011-07-07 21:31:35
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2011-06-20 20:58:12
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2011-05-13 12:18:09
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2011-05-05 14:41:22
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2014-09-23 22:53:43
10 votes, rating 4.9
Evil has prevailed
After winning HUBBA season 8, titled 'where evil will prevail', the 2 headed coach(es) of the HUBBA mutants walk(s) up to HUBBA commisioner Badoek.

[R] Badoek, I have to say, I do not care for the title you gave this season. Despite common stereotyping, we are not actually...
[L] Murderd 'em! We kilt 'em all! Rhaaaaa! Blood for da blood god!
[R] Ah, whom am I kidding? Let us instead say that the title was prophetic. Evil has indeed prevailed. We would like to take the opportunity to thank our sponsors, Royal Dutch Hell, for their...
[L] Buncha wankas! Pencil pushas. We'z commin' afta you next!



All previous ramblings of coach(es) Lef'n'Right can be found here.

So it came to pass that after exactly 30 games, the HUBBA mutants rose from the lowly skink-a-cola division 3 in season 6, advancing through the gatoraid division 2 in season 7, to now win the royal dutch hell division 1!

With only 1 team per race, HUBBA, like the old box, has no mirror matches. This does, of course, protect chaos from some clawpomb opposition. The mutants, eager for 11 blodged up players, only just skilled up their first clawpomber after 30 games. Just in time it seems; as Nurgle team 'Rot' your World looks set to win division 2, and join us in division 1 next season.
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Comments
Posted by Garion on 2014-09-24 01:06:48
Congrats :)
Posted by Badoek on 2014-09-24 09:34:18
What? NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Araushnar, I had such high hopes!
I think, overall, evil has failed. Failed in properly taking care of those mutants.

I'm glad my zombies miraculously pulled off a draw against your meanies earlier this season. Can't have you winning all games. :D
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-24 12:41:22
Well, I did lose an MA on a dodge guy.... guess he's headed for blodge guard LoS duty. But yeah, if that's the worst outcome of facing a team with 2 pomb tacklers, some more Mb, a dp and a wizard... not too rough. =)