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the_Sage
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2014-09-24 12:03:52
11 votes, rating 5
Signature team, legend, retirement
Inspired by their nomination in this thread about 'famous teams', I have recently decided to return Team of the Spider Queen to their proper place as my signature team. TotSQ was my first real team on FUMBBL, and I did quite well with them (one final 8 appearance and one final appearance) before I started diversifying as a coach. Now that I have skaven, lizards and slann teams with 100+ games, dabbled with some success in both high and wood elves, and even cheated on them with other dark elves, I've decided it is time to return to my FUMBBL childhood sweetheart team.

So what does this mean, exactly?

-I will be coaxing TotSQ back to health (first finance- and then injury wise).
  1. I was silly enough to splurge every last dime on getting from 8 to 11 players, so now I'll have to stick with AG3 linemeat for a while. Wrestle -> fend -> retirement here we come!

-I will push them to 250 games.
  1. When I lost a legend and a +ST juggernaut witch, I barely played the team for a while. But no more: I now enter just them on gamefinder by default, and played 8 games with them in the last 10 days. I even have a new legend and a new juggernaut witch to show for it!

-I will try to win a major with them.
  1. Despite often lacking a good oneturner option as well as a good sacker option, I find that Dark Elves' playstyle suits me (or vice versa). I hope to be able to bring the team's last original member with me; there's a potion with his name on it, though somehow I've grown MORE attached to him since his injuries, maybe because they add character.

-I might even start adding fluff.
  1. What, fluff? Me?! Really? Yes, really. =)

As for my new legend: unfortunately, where Banehdir the second started his 69th game in perfect health, games 70 and 71 left him a dented skull and a fractured ankle. Realizing his career would be at its end, Banehdir begged coach the Sage to let him play just ONE more game to show the fans how he hadn't yet lost his touch. And show them he did! With a 4-0 retirement game (including 3TDs by the runner to reach legend), Banehdir the Second now returns to his wives and other slaves with head held high, a true hero of the Underdark.

update: 2 Games later, meet Banehdir the third: my 4th runner on the team, and the 4th to roll AG5. =D
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Comments
Posted by Rabe on 2014-09-24 12:16:44
Hear, hear!
Posted by cameronhawkins on 2014-09-24 12:45:02
Out of curiosity, are there any circumstances in which you would have kept that Runner if he had to live with -MA?
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-24 12:56:51
With just -MA, I could have kept him around. When he had just the -AV, I was already planning on firing before the second injury. During that last game, I did considered whether I would have kept him, had he rolled +AG or +ST for legend. I don't think it would be wise, but I might just have (with a potion in the back of my mind).
(if it had been a 'real' skill roll, I think I'd have given him leap, not Mb).
Posted by IndiJuno on 2014-09-24 15:17:18
haha I love what you wrote about Banehdir, what a legend retiring in style!
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-24 19:19:39
Thanks mate. =)
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-09-25 14:36:16
Tee hee! 2 Games later, meet Banehdir the third:
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=10231836
My 4th runner on the team, and the 4th to roll AG5. =D