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2016-07-18 16:34:31
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Razorbacks in the rollercoaster!
Once again we welcome you to the Rotenbach Razorbacks pressconference. With us today will be Owner SpecialOne and headcoach Johnson Deville.
Reporter 1(Rotenbach Gazette): Quite the rollercoaster for you guys in the first 2 games. How do you feel about that?
DeVille: Well, we started out winning a divsional rivalry, and getting of with a good start, but our QB played a reckless match in game 2, and we got punished for it big time, by loosing 2-1.
Reporter 2(Wissenland Post): But you lost your franchise player late in the first half. How about him?
SpecialOne: We are all sad that Martin Von Rijn is not with the team anymore. Our playoff hopes was in many aspects depending on him, so we need to reevaluate our season goal. We now stand without any sort of reliable passing game, and we need to reinvent ourselves. We now aim for 4 wins during the season, and we allready have 1.
DeVille interrupts: Martin Von Rijn was overrated anyways, so frankly I'm happy he is not with us anymore. With that huge mistake of getting sacked causing being 2-1 down by halftime was horrible. I'm happy I don't need to watch that kind of plays anymore. With Brandon Taylor on the team we still have a shot at reaching the playoffs in our first season of the DLE. That would be huge!
Reporter 1(Rotenbach Gazette): I have heard rumours that Von Rijn actually did live through the hit he received from the Templehof Thunder blitzer, but from the bench you! Johnson DeVille, said to the APO, to "finish" his contract. Is this true?
DeVille: erhm. No comment!
Reporter 1(Rotenbach Gazette): As Von Rijn was a local boy we want the truth in this. We local townfolks need to know!
SpecialOne: I am always preasent at the games, but I didn't hear anything, so lets put that aside for a moment and...
Reporter 2(Wissenland Post)Interrupts: But at the last pressconference it ended very badly between DeVille and Martin Von Rijn, this smells like halfling not washing his feet for a month!
SpecialOne: (DeVille being very quiet) That is true, but we got that sorted out after the press left the "The Pit". And everybody reached a mutual understanding. Besides. As a token of good faith for the Von Rijn family, I have agreed to let Martins twinbrother join the team. As we as a team know how important it is to stay in touch with the locals, and that the locals have some of their own to root for during homegames. I bring you Bastian Von Rijn!!!
Bastian Von Rijn enters the room, and the 2 reporters are silenced. A very fit and muscular young man enters the room as he owns it. He looks like his brother, but something s different about him. He has an aura about him. DeVille breaks the silence
DeVille: This is our new QB. He is not a big star like his brother was, but we can mould him into just the player we need. This boy has real potential.
SpecialOne: And with these news we close the pressconference from Rotenbach Stadium, "The Pit". Thank you all for joining us.
Reporter 1(Rotenbach Gazette): Quite the rollercoaster for you guys in the first 2 games. How do you feel about that?
DeVille: Well, we started out winning a divsional rivalry, and getting of with a good start, but our QB played a reckless match in game 2, and we got punished for it big time, by loosing 2-1.
Reporter 2(Wissenland Post): But you lost your franchise player late in the first half. How about him?
SpecialOne: We are all sad that Martin Von Rijn is not with the team anymore. Our playoff hopes was in many aspects depending on him, so we need to reevaluate our season goal. We now stand without any sort of reliable passing game, and we need to reinvent ourselves. We now aim for 4 wins during the season, and we allready have 1.
DeVille interrupts: Martin Von Rijn was overrated anyways, so frankly I'm happy he is not with us anymore. With that huge mistake of getting sacked causing being 2-1 down by halftime was horrible. I'm happy I don't need to watch that kind of plays anymore. With Brandon Taylor on the team we still have a shot at reaching the playoffs in our first season of the DLE. That would be huge!
Reporter 1(Rotenbach Gazette): I have heard rumours that Von Rijn actually did live through the hit he received from the Templehof Thunder blitzer, but from the bench you! Johnson DeVille, said to the APO, to "finish" his contract. Is this true?
DeVille: erhm. No comment!
Reporter 1(Rotenbach Gazette): As Von Rijn was a local boy we want the truth in this. We local townfolks need to know!
SpecialOne: I am always preasent at the games, but I didn't hear anything, so lets put that aside for a moment and...
Reporter 2(Wissenland Post)Interrupts: But at the last pressconference it ended very badly between DeVille and Martin Von Rijn, this smells like halfling not washing his feet for a month!
SpecialOne: (DeVille being very quiet) That is true, but we got that sorted out after the press left the "The Pit". And everybody reached a mutual understanding. Besides. As a token of good faith for the Von Rijn family, I have agreed to let Martins twinbrother join the team. As we as a team know how important it is to stay in touch with the locals, and that the locals have some of their own to root for during homegames. I bring you Bastian Von Rijn!!!
Bastian Von Rijn enters the room, and the 2 reporters are silenced. A very fit and muscular young man enters the room as he owns it. He looks like his brother, but something s different about him. He has an aura about him. DeVille breaks the silence
DeVille: This is our new QB. He is not a big star like his brother was, but we can mould him into just the player we need. This boy has real potential.
SpecialOne: And with these news we close the pressconference from Rotenbach Stadium, "The Pit". Thank you all for joining us.
Comments
Posted by bghandras on 2016-07-18 16:53:46
I saw it! It was originally a stength loss, but then died suddenly. Speculations about poisoning...
Posted by FRSHMN on 2016-07-19 00:05:49
Poisoning... Pah! I was in the stands, right behind the Rotenbach's bench, and I HEARD those words, DeVille swears on they were never said! The coach wnated to see Martin dead, and the apo did as he was called. Never trust a sneaky Goblin with a bone saw!!! Not going deeper into the rumors, that are told in the back alleys of Altendorf, but a "honory degree from St. Butcher's Alma Mater"??? Come on, THAT stinks!!!
Posted by DeZigma on 2016-07-19 22:32:10
#MartinVonRijn #RIP
You saw it? You have heard?
I was in front of him, i have marked him, it was my blow ...
Well, some are agile, some are fragile ... guess he was both. DOT!
I have heard the crushing of his bones, but at this time he was still alive.
Hah, reckless game of Martin? Nah, no never, his teammates left him alone in the darkness and I was the last light he saw! I'm a Sylvanian, and after hundered thousend of nights of terror and uncountable haunted hours, we have learnt to respect the "true" and the final death.
My condolences to his family!
May Martin's mortal soul forever rest in peace.
Sébastien Chabal, Templehof Thunder
You saw it? You have heard?
I was in front of him, i have marked him, it was my blow ...
Well, some are agile, some are fragile ... guess he was both. DOT!
I have heard the crushing of his bones, but at this time he was still alive.
Hah, reckless game of Martin? Nah, no never, his teammates left him alone in the darkness and I was the last light he saw! I'm a Sylvanian, and after hundered thousend of nights of terror and uncountable haunted hours, we have learnt to respect the "true" and the final death.
My condolences to his family!
May Martin's mortal soul forever rest in peace.
Sébastien Chabal, Templehof Thunder
Posted by SpecialOne on 2016-08-17 19:07:04
cool remarks guys! Thanks for playing along!