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2012-08-02 00:29:55
16 votes, rating 5.1
16 votes, rating 5.1
Lamentations of the CAS
A few matches ago I had one of those golden games.
I bought 2 Bribes, got my 3 DP and Iam ready to roll.
Join the match and my opponeet immediatly starts the lamentations of doom. Cry and moaning. Calling me a noob and a newb. Both good signs that I have gotten really under his skin.
The ball gracefully archs downfield on a tight spiral kick off. And then the Boots start flying, the MB/PO is laid on thick. Even the low down Lino with no skills get in on the act with vicious knee shots to the groin.
My opponeet is whining and carrying on to such and extreme that I have to say it was counter productive. The lamentations reach such a crescendo of emo that I just had to lay it on even thicker...BTW that was just the first half.
By the end of the second half my opponeet was so unhinged that it just made me laugh.
Hey dude...I have no control over the dice. I know that the CAS rate of DP is not 80%, but it was in that match.
Taking bribes to foul when your team has 3 DP and 13 palyers is actually a good strategy now a days. It is not noob or newb to go down that path, especially when YOU only have 11 players.
I just love the lamentations of the CAS. It makes me smile.
I bought 2 Bribes, got my 3 DP and Iam ready to roll.
Join the match and my opponeet immediatly starts the lamentations of doom. Cry and moaning. Calling me a noob and a newb. Both good signs that I have gotten really under his skin.
The ball gracefully archs downfield on a tight spiral kick off. And then the Boots start flying, the MB/PO is laid on thick. Even the low down Lino with no skills get in on the act with vicious knee shots to the groin.
My opponeet is whining and carrying on to such and extreme that I have to say it was counter productive. The lamentations reach such a crescendo of emo that I just had to lay it on even thicker...BTW that was just the first half.
By the end of the second half my opponeet was so unhinged that it just made me laugh.
Hey dude...I have no control over the dice. I know that the CAS rate of DP is not 80%, but it was in that match.
Taking bribes to foul when your team has 3 DP and 13 palyers is actually a good strategy now a days. It is not noob or newb to go down that path, especially when YOU only have 11 players.
I just love the lamentations of the CAS. It makes me smile.
Comments
Posted by robocoyote on 2012-08-02 00:35:04
It always confuses me why coaches complain when the get fouled by a team with multiple dp's. What did you think I was gonna do with them??? Haha
Posted by Ehlers on 2012-08-02 00:48:27
Very solid and valid strategy on a Goblin team ;)
Posted by pythrr on 2012-08-02 01:16:23
n00b
Posted by pythrr on 2012-08-02 01:16:41
oh, and newb
;)
;)
Posted by pythrr on 2012-08-02 01:17:03
was it lizvis?
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-08-02 02:47:35
Booo when was this? The only match of interest I can find is you getting punked 0-7 by some rats
Posted by pythrr on 2012-08-02 03:02:13
wow
0-7
were you drunk, or just paid to lose?
0-7
were you drunk, or just paid to lose?
Posted by Nelphine on 2012-08-02 03:35:27
Overhamsteren I'm guessing it was Buccaneers vs Makedonian 76ers, as that was the only game in the last 15 or so where Painstate had a bribe and caused 5+ (6 in this case) casualties, and fouled 8 times.
Posted by Marcellus on 2012-08-02 04:38:53
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Amen Painstate, Amen
Posted by BillBrasky on 2012-08-02 07:34:21
Well played sir!
I condone 15 players + 3 dp + bribes.
It is usually a good answer to mass clawpomb. Both are effective methods of bash.
I condone 15 players + 3 dp + bribes.
It is usually a good answer to mass clawpomb. Both are effective methods of bash.
Posted by koadah on 2012-08-02 09:08:49
7 - 0?
Skaven are overpowered! Humans are diddly poo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tie0tz7jGDI
Skaven are overpowered! Humans are diddly poo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tie0tz7jGDI
Posted by the_Sage on 2012-08-02 11:46:09
But 1 bribe isn't 2 bribes, Nelphine.
Besides, with a rookie human catcher as the only perm, he had little to whine about, I'd say. =)
Besides, with a rookie human catcher as the only perm, he had little to whine about, I'd say. =)
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-08-02 15:48:19
And it was 11 vs 11 players, I guess certain details might have been altered to protect the guy involved and/or for hyperbole ;D