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2023

2023-02-04 17:58:02
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2022

2022-08-08 14:48:44
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2022-07-19 17:33:33
rating 6
2022-07-18 05:27:04
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2022-05-12 01:12:32
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2022-04-21 23:50:58
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2022-04-12 22:40:20
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2022-04-05 23:20:47
rating 3.9
2022-03-10 16:27:01
rating 4.9

2020

2020-05-03 07:34:33
rating 6

2017

2017-05-28 18:09:37
rating 2.7
2017-05-02 00:58:51
rating 5.6
2017-03-28 17:04:43
rating 6
2017-02-15 21:05:08
rating 1.6

2016

2016-12-22 16:53:44
rating 2.6
2016-11-28 16:13:58
rating 5.1
2016-11-23 00:10:48
rating 3.3
2016-10-13 21:15:04
rating 5.7
2016-09-29 15:51:47
rating 5.2
2016-09-16 20:14:49
rating 6
2016-09-14 17:00:29
rating 6
2016-09-14 16:01:17
rating 3.9
2016-07-23 16:32:20
rating 5.3
2016-07-19 17:47:59
rating 5
2016-06-25 21:04:03
rating 4.3
2016-06-12 21:36:21
rating 4.8
2016-06-06 22:51:10
rating 2.5
2016-06-05 19:25:46
rating 5.4
2016-05-26 22:54:20
rating 2.6
2016-04-29 15:48:57
rating 4.3
2016-04-19 19:13:19
rating 4.8
2016-04-13 21:04:41
rating 3.8
2016-04-10 19:33:28
rating 5.4
2016-03-21 14:09:51
rating 5.3
2016-03-02 03:03:07
rating 4.6
2016-02-24 16:25:09
rating 4.1
2016-02-19 03:53:14
rating 3.2
2016-02-12 20:41:29
rating 5.2
2016-01-30 16:28:26
rating 5.8
2016-01-23 17:47:37
rating 4.3

2015

2015-12-18 00:53:14
rating 4.8
2015-12-11 21:12:40
rating 5.3
2015-11-30 23:54:15
rating 2.3
2015-11-25 03:08:28
rating 2.5
2015-11-20 01:03:50
rating 2.3
2015-11-16 21:05:36
rating 3
2015-10-29 14:36:18
rating 5.5
2015-10-14 21:15:35
rating 5.3
2015-08-23 19:23:18
rating 4.1
2015-07-21 00:13:41
rating 2.1
2015-07-19 00:56:17
rating 4.8
2015-07-06 22:39:32
rating 4.5
2015-05-06 23:26:03
rating 2.4
2015-05-06 00:56:28
rating 5
2015-04-23 17:13:52
rating 5.5
2015-04-20 16:57:01
rating 3.1
2015-04-03 19:07:36
rating 2.5
2015-04-02 16:31:57
rating 6
2015-03-26 21:21:58
rating 2.5
2015-03-19 21:41:15
rating 3.8
2015-03-15 21:45:57
rating 6
2015-03-06 20:59:52
rating 5.4

2014

2014-12-12 17:09:54
rating 4.6
2014-12-11 17:13:23
rating 5.9
2014-11-05 16:46:44
rating 6
2014-10-30 14:34:43
rating 4.8
2014-10-17 15:13:05
rating 4.7
2014-10-07 16:06:14
rating 2.9
2014-09-16 18:24:00
rating 5.4
2014-09-11 16:30:01
rating 5
2014-08-27 17:17:00
rating 5.7
2014-08-25 23:30:37
rating 5.2
2014-08-10 03:48:36
rating 4.1
2014-08-10 00:33:36
rating 4.2
2014-08-08 00:16:11
rating 5.1
2014-06-17 06:00:55
rating 5.5
2014-06-05 18:19:07
rating 4.1
2014-06-05 16:53:58
rating 2.1
2014-04-25 15:02:03
rating 2.9
2014-04-18 18:03:51
rating 4.2
2014-03-21 18:29:03
rating 4.8
2014-03-11 20:24:24
rating 2.3
2014-03-05 16:25:41
rating 5.3
2014-03-05 06:17:06
rating 5.6
2014-02-27 20:09:02
rating 5.1
2014-02-06 19:45:08
rating 5.5
2014-01-30 19:25:13
rating 4.7

2013

2013-12-18 16:20:00
rating 6
2013-12-11 15:43:36
rating 6
2013-12-10 17:03:49
rating 5.3
2013-12-09 18:50:05
rating 5.4
2013-11-16 17:48:07
rating 5.1
2013-10-25 18:17:35
rating 4.8
2013-10-16 15:43:29
rating 5.8
2013-10-01 16:50:07
rating 5.4
2013-09-19 16:49:51
rating 5.1
2013-09-18 18:07:40
rating 5.8
2013-09-13 17:03:19
rating 5.3
2013-09-09 18:58:03
rating 2.6
2013-09-06 17:48:32
rating 2.2
2013-09-05 16:20:46
rating 4.4
2013-08-29 20:32:15
rating 3.5
2013-08-26 16:11:52
rating 3.5
2013-08-12 16:31:06
rating 3.8
2013-08-07 19:39:06
rating 3.3
2013-08-03 17:10:28
rating 5.5
2013-07-08 21:58:44
rating 4.2
2013-05-29 18:40:27
rating 5.6
2013-05-13 17:59:50
rating 4.4
2013-05-04 20:14:42
rating 4.2
2013-04-23 17:03:53
rating 5.1
2013-04-12 16:43:04
rating 3.3
2013-04-08 06:26:20
rating 5.2
2013-04-05 19:43:32
rating 3.9
2013-03-25 14:48:52
rating 5.2
2013-03-20 18:56:34
rating 5.7
2013-02-20 19:19:11
rating 4.9
2013-02-20 18:08:49
rating 3.6
2013-02-16 16:11:07
rating 5.8
2013-02-06 16:50:29
rating 4.3

2012

2012-12-15 15:35:45
rating 5.3
2012-12-11 23:00:35
rating 5.4
2012-11-19 02:56:21
rating 5
2012-11-17 17:31:19
rating 3.3
2012-11-08 23:36:04
rating 3.1
2012-11-07 15:42:42
rating 5.4
2012-10-18 01:29:13
rating 3.7
2012-09-08 22:40:56
rating 4.8
2012-08-24 17:05:09
rating 4.2
2012-08-12 20:41:18
rating 2.9
2012-08-11 23:24:30
rating 5.3
2012-08-02 15:59:56
rating 4.2
2012-08-02 00:29:55
rating 5.1
2012-07-05 06:04:09
rating 1.6
2012-07-04 17:50:14
rating 3.7
2012-06-26 22:25:55
rating 1.9
2012-06-09 17:06:59
rating 5.1
2012-06-07 00:01:37
rating 5.4
2012-06-02 18:35:02
rating 5
2012-05-29 20:37:34
rating 4.5
2012-05-22 21:24:03
rating 4.5
2012-05-10 15:39:05
rating 2.4
2012-05-04 15:49:15
rating 4.4
2012-04-17 15:32:49
rating 5.1
2012-03-28 22:49:58
rating 4.7
2012-03-26 20:18:48
rating 2.5
2012-03-12 15:12:42
rating 5.7
2012-02-28 19:36:19
rating 5.4
2012-02-23 22:20:58
rating 3.4
2012-02-22 17:02:26
rating 2.5
2012-02-06 15:15:29
rating 3.1
2012-01-09 19:33:12
rating 3.6

2011

2011-12-15 07:22:41
rating 4.1
2011-12-06 22:58:53
rating 4.6
2011-11-22 00:11:22
rating 4
2011-11-21 22:32:19
rating 4.7
2011-10-21 22:05:02
rating 4.6
2011-10-15 23:32:24
rating 5.5
2011-08-08 21:15:17
rating 5.3
2011-07-05 15:49:10
rating 5.2
2011-04-07 02:11:14
rating 5.4
2011-03-02 20:33:08
rating 3.1
2011-02-28 20:44:52
rating 4
2011-02-13 23:33:50
rating 3.8
2011-01-18 22:15:58
rating 4.9

2010

2010-12-07 05:52:30
rating 3.4
2010-12-04 03:06:44
rating 3.4
2010-09-15 23:52:41
rating 4.6
2010-04-05 16:49:30
rating 5
2010-02-19 19:01:50
rating 3.7
2010-01-13 17:52:07
rating 3.7

2009

2009-12-23 21:38:22
rating 3.1
2009-12-12 23:22:04
rating 2.7
2009-12-10 17:38:57
rating 2.2
2009-11-21 19:30:00
rating 4.2
2009-10-13 19:32:48
rating 4
2009-09-02 20:02:22
rating 3.8
2009-08-21 23:32:57
rating 2.4
2009-08-19 17:02:27
rating 3.5
2009-07-28 19:09:03
rating 3.3
2009-05-20 17:38:32
rating 2.7
2009-05-14 20:49:15
rating 4.1
2009-05-12 18:14:16
rating 3.7
2009-05-02 06:17:51
rating 3.6
2009-04-03 22:17:01
rating 4.4
2009-03-18 17:39:30
rating 2.6
2009-02-06 19:16:08
rating 4.1
2009-01-09 16:39:08
rating 3

2008

2008-11-16 00:22:06
rating 3.2
2008-10-01 21:48:08
rating 3.8
2008-09-12 23:38:55
rating 4
2008-09-04 16:08:06
rating 4.3
2008-08-20 18:06:02
rating 4
2008-08-15 17:13:26
rating 3.5
2008-05-27 22:21:53
rating 3.3
2008-02-22 23:07:13
rating 3.3
2008-01-28 16:53:20
rating 4.2

2007

2007-11-21 17:50:42
rating 2.4
2007-10-19 22:11:31
rating 3.1
2015-10-13 20:19:52
8 votes, rating 5.9
The Great Gobo and Gromstomp: the final chapter
Here is the back story as we finally come to the end of the tale of Gromstomp and the Great Gobo

The Great Gobo is stomping around behind the ridge line, screaming to the heavens and pulling on his long ears. Another one of his plans has collapsed in epic fael.

From across the ridgeline he can hear the gnomes taunting him for a 5th timer.

The epic plan of goblins acting like garden gnomes fishing in front of their gates was sniffed out real fast and 10 of his goblins were slaughtered before they could even move.

The brilliant plan of walking up to the front gate as delivery men bringing them a wooden rocker horse failed. The gnomes blew up the rocker horse and all 15 goblins inside ran around on fire for a few minutes before perishing.

The cunning plan of kidnapping a female brownie and forcing here to prostitute herself to the guards to open up the front gates failed when the female brownie killed 2 goblins and seriously injured 3 more in the kidnapping attempt.

The devious plan to tunnel into the complex failed when they got half way to the gnome complex and they ran across a large tunnel with a purple worm taking a nap. Needless to say none of his sappers got out of that tunnel alive. In fact he had his men bury the tunnel just in case the worm came back for a snack.

And then the grand plan. The ole fashion frontal assault. The great Gobo took his position in the rear and ushered forth his army of goblins. They charged across the open ground, is was glorious, awe inspiring and only a foolish commander would stand his ground to such a magnificent charge. Then the gates opened up, a large cart with a huge machine gun appeared from in the gate of the gnome compound and opened up. Goblin slaughter fest ensued and only a few managed to escape in a disorderly retreat over the crest line.

The Great Gobo was on the verge of giving up!!!!

Then ground starts to tremble and a dark vortex opens up 10 ft in front of the Great Gobo, he is sure this is the end, those damn gnomes.

The avatar of the Great Maw strides forth with Krikack the avatar of destruction at his side. The old man, the avatar of the Great Maw, looks very unhappy and very agitated.

He walks up to the Great Gobo who is laying on the ground mumbling every gracious word possible to save his green hide from getting blasted by a god. The Great Maw walks up to him, rolls him over on his back, grabs his binoculars and proceeds to walk to the ridge line. The Great Gobo is about to let out a warning cry about the blasted machine gun, then thinks, ah to hell with this Great Maw dude.

The machine gun sends a stream of bullets at the Great Maw who is looking down at the gnome complex, the bullets bounce off the Avatar of the Great Maw, his toughness is too great for such a feeble weapon.

The Great Maw scans the complex and comes walking back briskly.


“Well Great Gobo you have botched this up in epic fashion. I should have listened to Krikacks advice but it is too late now, time is pressing and I need this all wrapped up pronto. FUMBBL cup draw is next week and I need to get my hands on that Titanium 7.”

The Great Gobo stands tall before a God and begins to yell

“What? What? This is about the FUMBBL cup? If you are such an awesome God then why did you not just take care of this months ago and get me wrapped up in all of this?”

‘Well a God must use mortals as pawns, you know, to get stuff done. If the other Gods found out I was messing around with the mortals and knocking them out of the box left and right, well, I would be the laughing stock of all the Gods. No, Great Gobo, I stick with the unwritten rules that all “Godly” things must be done through mortals.”

“Well you are off your “rocker” you senile old man God, thing. We had a deal man.”

‘Well Iam changing the deal because I never should of trusted, even the most devious Goblin of all time of upholding his end of the deal.”

‘Hey , God thing, I tried, there are a butt load of dead goblins who can attest to that fact.”

“Where is Gromstomp? Why is he not up here leading the charge?”

The Great Gobo kicks some dirt and starts whistling dixie.

The Great Maw looks at him in irritation. When he notices Gromstomp coming over a hill carrying what looks like a Halfling meat pie cart. Under his arm he is carrying 2 halflings.

Gromstomp approaches and realizes the Great Maw is standing before him. He drops the cart and the Halflings and drops to one knee.

The Halflings jump up, look around and make a run of it. The Great Maw spreads his arms and red rays of divinely death strike the 2 halflings down and they burst into flames and are reduced to ash.


“That tears it old man. First off you just vaporized my dinner and why in the hell are you not standing on the ridge line using your divine red rays of death to destroy ALL THE GNOMES!!!!!!”

“What? You have been using Gromstomp, legendary Ogre as your valet? Fetch your afternoon meals, lay out your purple shoes and other wise stand around and do nothing?”

“yeah, what good is he to me? He is an ogre!!!! I only deal with Trolls man!!!!”

The Great Maw lowers his head in defeat. This Great Gobo is insufferable.

“I let you have Gromstomp for this adventure to lead your rabble to glory. Also I gave him a satchel with 100 pounds of C4. The plan was simple, walk up the gates, knock on the door, let Gromstomp do his “thing” on the gnomes, blow the place up to kingdom come and bring back some Titanium 7 so I can make Krikack a Blood Bowl uniform that has non breakable AV.”

The Great Gobo starts scratching his ass crack trying to remember what the “deal” was in the first place. He can only really remember the part about gold and riches. All this other stuff is really foggy in his brain.

The Great Gobo comes out his fog and realizes that he is alone in the clearing. He looks around and at the top of the ridge line Krikack is putting some kind of armor on Gromstomp, showing him how to pull the rip cord to detonate the C4, he hands him a mighty war axe and pats him on the back.

The Great Maw walks up to Gromstomp and whispers something in his ear, pats him on his butt and then Gromstomp lets out a mighty war cry, heard for miles around and charges.

The Great Gobo slowly walks up to the top of the ridgeline thinking this is the dumbest plan ever. He pauses and sure enough the sound of that blasted machine gun can be heard. He crests the ridgeline to watch Gromstomp charge to his death, that numbskull.

He is in shock. Gromstomp is at the gates and with his mighty axe is killing hundreds of gnomes who have swarmed him. The machine gun cart has been demolished the vile gun is bent in half.

10 minutes later Grompstomp comes out of the complex with 2 large satchels, he throws them out into the field and goes back into the complex.

The Great Gobo is shielding his eyes, what are in those bags, he wants so bad to run out into the field and steal them.

Suddenly the ground shakes and then the mound that the Gnome fortress was built into blows up like a volcano. Dirt flies into the sky a mile, rocks and dust billow towards the heavens.

The Great Maw smiles with satisfaction and Krikack goes down into the field and picks up the satchels. Walks back up to the ridge. The Great Maw looks into one of the sacks and has an evil grin. He is holding a bar of Titanium 7, its blue tint reflects in the sun light.

He hands the other satchel to the Great Gobo.


‘There you go Gobo, I have upheld my end of the deal. The riches of the gnomish fortress are yours. Use this treasure wisely and do not squander this fortune.”

The Great Gobo looks into the sack and sees gems, gold and silver. He leaps into the air with joy at his new found wealth.

He looks up to say thanks to the old man God and he has vanished. Leaving him all alone on a ridgeline surrounded by gnomes and halflings with a satchel of riches he can barely lift.


“I HATE YOU OLD MAN!!! DO NOT EVER COME BACK TO ME IF YOU NEED A FAVOR!”

Off in the distance he can hear the Halfling war horns blaring and he is sure that in 10 minutes this place is going to be crawling with gnomes and flings. He looks around and sees that there is still a way into the tunnel with that Purple Worm. He gauges his chances and proceeds into the tunnel of the worm, dragging his satchel of riches.













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Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2015-10-13 23:35:17
Ang on a zoggin minit, I spent all dat time, effert, ladz an dekkchairz ter get dis stoopid metal an dis iz ow yew fank me?

Well I doant need yer zoggin elp az I az just kum bakk frum Albion wiv a kunnin plan fer dis yearz Fumbbl Cup, tho if ee bangz on bowt iz lucky charmz wunce moar I mite feed im ter Nige. Oops, sed tew much dere, ignore dat last bit.
Posted by Badoek on 2015-10-15 08:46:39
MOAR!!!