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2010-02-19 19:01:50
23 votes, rating 3.7
23 votes, rating 3.7
I need to Strangle Nuffle
BAH!!! anybody who has played the Blood Sea Buccaneers in the last 2 months has heard me utter Bah! way to much.
A few months ago I raged on my forever recovery with the Buccaneers.
Well Iam now 37 games post previous rant and still in recovery mode.
Past 30 games
6-1-23 win\tie\loss
46-31-19 CAS Against....11 of those kills went through
34-17-8 CAS For
So many blown games when the Bucs could not pass a 1 in 9 roll, multiple times in a game. Have a chance to win or tie and and double skulls reroll double skulls. Blown pick ups and hand off. 30% fail rate on GFI.
Also when I was looking back on those 30 games and shaking my head I noticed this. I added up the CR of my opponeets.
The average CR of my opponeets is: 161.86
Drop the top two and bottom two: 162.65
My CR has droped over 10 points in this run. Also my CR graph is starting to look like a pixel picture of the Alps mountains.
Also for all you elf coaches who declined challenges because I have 2 or 3 tacklers. Weak. 2 Tacklers against 13 Blodge elves is futile. Grow some nads.
Well once again my hopes to enter the UI are probally dashed again. It is the one major I have never entered because every Feb. for some reason my team gets slagged. I should just not play in Feburary I quess.
I have not added up my stat sheets for this period, I have around 20 of the games recorded. They are just so bad it makes me want to strangle Nuffle and pull out my RNG Idol again.
Now I allways try to end my rants on a postive note. Getting closer to the #2 spot on Humans for most games and I quess the XFL is starting to look really good. If the RNG Idol allows it. Need to get in 6-10 games before the draw of the XFL, but with my work/family schedule even that is looking grim.
But on we sail into the horizon for another beating.
BAH!!!
A few months ago I raged on my forever recovery with the Buccaneers.
Well Iam now 37 games post previous rant and still in recovery mode.
Past 30 games
6-1-23 win\tie\loss
46-31-19 CAS Against....11 of those kills went through
34-17-8 CAS For
So many blown games when the Bucs could not pass a 1 in 9 roll, multiple times in a game. Have a chance to win or tie and and double skulls reroll double skulls. Blown pick ups and hand off. 30% fail rate on GFI.
Also when I was looking back on those 30 games and shaking my head I noticed this. I added up the CR of my opponeets.
The average CR of my opponeets is: 161.86
Drop the top two and bottom two: 162.65
My CR has droped over 10 points in this run. Also my CR graph is starting to look like a pixel picture of the Alps mountains.
Also for all you elf coaches who declined challenges because I have 2 or 3 tacklers. Weak. 2 Tacklers against 13 Blodge elves is futile. Grow some nads.
Well once again my hopes to enter the UI are probally dashed again. It is the one major I have never entered because every Feb. for some reason my team gets slagged. I should just not play in Feburary I quess.
I have not added up my stat sheets for this period, I have around 20 of the games recorded. They are just so bad it makes me want to strangle Nuffle and pull out my RNG Idol again.
Now I allways try to end my rants on a postive note. Getting closer to the #2 spot on Humans for most games and I quess the XFL is starting to look really good. If the RNG Idol allows it. Need to get in 6-10 games before the draw of the XFL, but with my work/family schedule even that is looking grim.
But on we sail into the horizon for another beating.
BAH!!!
Comments
Posted by Jeffro on 2010-02-19 19:09:56
I will attest to having played the Blood Sea Bucs and taken advantage of their downward spiral... (my Vampires greatly appreciated it :)
Chin up, painstate... maybe trying to rebuild a human team to it's former glory is not the best way to increase that silly thing known as CR. Rather... playing Vampires vs coaches trying to build teams back up to their former glory is! :)
Chin up, painstate... maybe trying to rebuild a human team to it's former glory is not the best way to increase that silly thing known as CR. Rather... playing Vampires vs coaches trying to build teams back up to their former glory is! :)
Posted by maysrill on 2010-02-19 19:13:52
Having bashed the snot out of the Bucs recently with my lizardman team, I approve this rant.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2940616
(no harm done though, just a good harmless de-snotting)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2940616
(no harm done though, just a good harmless de-snotting)
Posted by Calcium on 2010-02-19 19:14:03
As ever, loving the buccs, and here's hoping that they recover very soon!
Posted by pythrr on 2010-02-19 20:39:48
less emo
more pirate
more pirate
Posted by avien on 2010-02-19 21:29:50
Uh, uh. Now you did it. Threatening Nuffle, how many years of bad luck is that? Roll 1D6, where 6 is insta good luck, as a reward for foolishness? =)
Posted by Cavetroll on 2010-02-19 21:32:00
Hang in there, PainState. Those of us who enjoy playing human teams need you out there on the pitch, striving to overcome and pull out a victory. Hope you make it to this month's XFL. Recover and represent!
Posted by PainState on 2010-02-19 21:54:51
I would never challenge Nuffle to a D6 contest when 6 I win. Rather make it a 1 in 9 chance and I will clean his clock on the 1 every time!! :}
Posted by fly on 2010-02-20 00:18:46
don't mention the alps if you've never been to them.
p.s.:foulz!
p.s.:foulz!
Posted by PainState on 2010-02-20 06:14:34
and I have been to the Alps....19 years ago on a college trip. Cost me a butt load of money but Switzerland and Austria were nice.