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PainState
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2023

2023-02-04 17:58:02
rating 4.8

2022

2022-08-08 14:48:44
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2022-07-19 17:33:33
rating 6
2022-07-18 05:27:04
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2022-05-12 01:12:32
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2022-04-21 23:50:58
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2022-03-10 16:27:01
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2020

2020-05-03 07:34:33
rating 6

2017

2017-05-28 18:09:37
rating 2.7
2017-05-02 00:58:51
rating 5.6
2017-03-28 17:04:43
rating 6
2017-02-15 21:05:08
rating 1.6

2016

2016-12-22 16:53:44
rating 2.6
2016-11-28 16:13:58
rating 5.1
2016-11-23 00:10:48
rating 3.3
2016-10-13 21:15:04
rating 5.7
2016-09-29 15:51:47
rating 5.2
2016-09-16 20:14:49
rating 6
2016-09-14 17:00:29
rating 6
2016-09-14 16:01:17
rating 3.9
2016-07-23 16:32:20
rating 5.3
2016-07-19 17:47:59
rating 5
2016-06-25 21:04:03
rating 4.3
2016-06-12 21:36:21
rating 4.8
2016-06-06 22:51:10
rating 2.5
2016-06-05 19:25:46
rating 5.4
2016-05-26 22:54:20
rating 2.6
2016-04-29 15:48:57
rating 4.3
2016-04-19 19:13:19
rating 4.8
2016-04-13 21:04:41
rating 3.8
2016-04-10 19:33:28
rating 5.4
2016-03-21 14:09:51
rating 5.3
2016-03-02 03:03:07
rating 4.6
2016-02-24 16:25:09
rating 4.1
2016-02-19 03:53:14
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2016-02-12 20:41:29
rating 5.2
2016-01-30 16:28:26
rating 5.8
2016-01-23 17:47:37
rating 4.3

2015

2015-12-18 00:53:14
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2015-12-11 21:12:40
rating 5.3
2015-11-30 23:54:15
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2015-11-25 03:08:28
rating 2.5
2015-11-20 01:03:50
rating 2.3
2015-11-16 21:05:36
rating 3
2015-10-29 14:36:18
rating 5.5
2015-10-14 21:15:35
rating 5.3
2015-08-23 19:23:18
rating 4.1
2015-07-21 00:13:41
rating 2.1
2015-07-19 00:56:17
rating 4.8
2015-07-06 22:39:32
rating 4.5
2015-05-06 23:26:03
rating 2.4
2015-05-06 00:56:28
rating 5
2015-04-23 17:13:52
rating 5.5
2015-04-20 16:57:01
rating 3.1
2015-04-03 19:07:36
rating 2.5
2015-04-02 16:31:57
rating 6
2015-03-26 21:21:58
rating 2.5
2015-03-19 21:41:15
rating 3.8
2015-03-15 21:45:57
rating 6
2015-03-06 20:59:52
rating 5.4

2014

2014-12-12 17:09:54
rating 4.6
2014-12-11 17:13:23
rating 5.9
2014-11-05 16:46:44
rating 6
2014-10-30 14:34:43
rating 4.8
2014-10-17 15:13:05
rating 4.7
2014-10-07 16:06:14
rating 2.9
2014-09-16 18:24:00
rating 5.4
2014-09-11 16:30:01
rating 5
2014-08-27 17:17:00
rating 5.7
2014-08-25 23:30:37
rating 5.2
2014-08-10 03:48:36
rating 4.1
2014-08-10 00:33:36
rating 4.2
2014-08-08 00:16:11
rating 5.1
2014-06-17 06:00:55
rating 5.5
2014-06-05 18:19:07
rating 4.1
2014-06-05 16:53:58
rating 2.1
2014-04-25 15:02:03
rating 2.9
2014-04-18 18:03:51
rating 4.2
2014-03-21 18:29:03
rating 4.8
2014-03-11 20:24:24
rating 2.3
2014-03-05 16:25:41
rating 5.3
2014-03-05 06:17:06
rating 5.6
2014-02-27 20:09:02
rating 5.1
2014-02-06 19:45:08
rating 5.5
2014-01-30 19:25:13
rating 4.7

2013

2013-12-18 16:20:00
rating 6
2013-12-11 15:43:36
rating 6
2013-12-10 17:03:49
rating 5.3
2013-12-09 18:50:05
rating 5.4
2013-11-16 17:48:07
rating 5.1
2013-10-25 18:17:35
rating 4.8
2013-10-16 15:43:29
rating 5.8
2013-10-01 16:50:07
rating 5.4
2013-09-19 16:49:51
rating 5.1
2013-09-18 18:07:40
rating 5.8
2013-09-13 17:03:19
rating 5.3
2013-09-09 18:58:03
rating 2.6
2013-09-06 17:48:32
rating 2.2
2013-09-05 16:20:46
rating 4.4
2013-08-29 20:32:15
rating 3.5
2013-08-26 16:11:52
rating 3.5
2013-08-12 16:31:06
rating 3.8
2013-08-07 19:39:06
rating 3.3
2013-08-03 17:10:28
rating 5.5
2013-07-08 21:58:44
rating 4.2
2013-05-29 18:40:27
rating 5.6
2013-05-13 17:59:50
rating 4.4
2013-05-04 20:14:42
rating 4.2
2013-04-23 17:03:53
rating 5.1
2013-04-12 16:43:04
rating 3.3
2013-04-08 06:26:20
rating 5.2
2013-04-05 19:43:32
rating 3.9
2013-03-25 14:48:52
rating 5.2
2013-03-20 18:56:34
rating 5.7
2013-02-20 19:19:11
rating 4.9
2013-02-20 18:08:49
rating 3.6
2013-02-16 16:11:07
rating 5.8
2013-02-06 16:50:29
rating 4.3

2012

2012-12-15 15:35:45
rating 5.3
2012-12-11 23:00:35
rating 5.4
2012-11-19 02:56:21
rating 5
2012-11-17 17:31:19
rating 3.3
2012-11-08 23:36:04
rating 3.1
2012-11-07 15:42:42
rating 5.4
2012-10-18 01:29:13
rating 3.7
2012-09-08 22:40:56
rating 4.8
2012-08-24 17:05:09
rating 4.2
2012-08-12 20:41:18
rating 2.9
2012-08-11 23:24:30
rating 5.3
2012-08-02 15:59:56
rating 4.2
2012-08-02 00:29:55
rating 5.1
2012-07-05 06:04:09
rating 1.6
2012-07-04 17:50:14
rating 3.7
2012-06-26 22:25:55
rating 1.9
2012-06-09 17:06:59
rating 5.1
2012-06-07 00:01:37
rating 5.4
2012-06-02 18:35:02
rating 5
2012-05-29 20:37:34
rating 4.5
2012-05-22 21:24:03
rating 4.5
2012-05-10 15:39:05
rating 2.4
2012-05-04 15:49:15
rating 4.4
2012-04-17 15:32:49
rating 5.1
2012-03-28 22:49:58
rating 4.7
2012-03-26 20:18:48
rating 2.5
2012-03-12 15:12:42
rating 5.7
2012-02-28 19:36:19
rating 5.4
2012-02-23 22:20:58
rating 3.4
2012-02-22 17:02:26
rating 2.5
2012-02-06 15:15:29
rating 3.1
2012-01-09 19:33:12
rating 3.6

2011

2011-12-15 07:22:41
rating 4.1
2011-12-06 22:58:53
rating 4.6
2011-11-22 00:11:22
rating 4
2011-11-21 22:32:19
rating 4.7
2011-10-21 22:05:02
rating 4.6
2011-10-15 23:32:24
rating 5.5
2011-08-08 21:15:17
rating 5.3
2011-07-05 15:49:10
rating 5.2
2011-04-07 02:11:14
rating 5.4
2011-03-02 20:33:08
rating 3.1
2011-02-28 20:44:52
rating 4
2011-02-13 23:33:50
rating 3.8
2011-01-18 22:15:58
rating 4.9

2010

2010-12-07 05:52:30
rating 3.4
2010-12-04 03:06:44
rating 3.4
2010-09-15 23:52:41
rating 4.6
2010-04-05 16:49:30
rating 5
2010-02-19 19:01:50
rating 3.7
2010-01-13 17:52:07
rating 3.7

2009

2009-12-23 21:38:22
rating 3.1
2009-12-12 23:22:04
rating 2.7
2009-12-10 17:38:57
rating 2.2
2009-11-21 19:30:00
rating 4.2
2009-10-13 19:32:48
rating 4
2009-09-02 20:02:22
rating 3.8
2009-08-21 23:32:57
rating 2.4
2009-08-19 17:02:27
rating 3.5
2009-07-28 19:09:03
rating 3.3
2009-05-20 17:38:32
rating 2.7
2009-05-14 20:49:15
rating 4.1
2009-05-12 18:14:16
rating 3.7
2009-05-02 06:17:51
rating 3.6
2009-04-03 22:17:01
rating 4.4
2009-03-18 17:39:30
rating 2.6
2009-02-06 19:16:08
rating 4.1
2009-01-09 16:39:08
rating 3

2008

2008-11-16 00:22:06
rating 3.2
2008-10-01 21:48:08
rating 3.8
2008-09-12 23:38:55
rating 4
2008-09-04 16:08:06
rating 4.3
2008-08-20 18:06:02
rating 4
2008-08-15 17:13:26
rating 3.5
2008-05-27 22:21:53
rating 3.3
2008-02-22 23:07:13
rating 3.3
2008-01-28 16:53:20
rating 4.2

2007

2007-11-21 17:50:42
rating 2.4
2007-10-19 22:11:31
rating 3.1
2014-04-05 00:01:25
16 votes, rating 5.4
Buccaneers and PainState reach a Huge Milestone
7 years ago PainState and the Buccaneers joined the elite FUMBBL leagues.

I issued this statement in the ABC sports book weekly way back, 7 years ago,

""If you are looking for an old team you need to follow the Lavino Fighting Hellfishes, If you are looking for Legends you need to follow the Men With out a Past, You want to follow thugs and hooligans you need to follow the American Scotts or Altdorf Juvenile Deliquents, if you like motorcycle gangs that wear those cool loking German WWI Helmets then FC Altdorf is for you. BUT if you are looking to follow a CHAMPION, the team that battles it's way to the top, a team that will one day break through and raise a major trophy in the name of humanity. Well FUMBBL fans you have found your team, the Blood Sea Buccaneers!" Horgan Williamson, Altdorf Fumbbl Book and Casino."

Today is a celebration of PainStates 7th year on FUMBBL but also the Buccaneers 600th loss!!!!

So many tales to tell in those 600 losses. Dicing's of the highest order against the Bucs. So many ties and the Bucs push it for the win and disaster strikes and it turns into a loss. Stupid bad luck and bad luck because the coach is stupid. So many tales of woe in those 600 losses.

But I would like to look at my statement made 7 years ago to show you how far the Buccaneers have come along.

They are now by far the oldest Human Team on FUMBBL. The Buccaneers have had 11 legends in their long run, way more than men with out a past. Scotts and Deliquents, bah, those guys show up with kid gloves. Buccaneers are top in all CAS stats and their foes will tell you that the Bucs always bring the pain.

FC Altdorf had the cool LRB4 look with the WWI German helmets but the Buccaneers sport the latest in new hotness of Bo LLC equipment. The next generation of BB gear. They not only lay you out but look sharp doing it with their fine gear.

I do not mean to brag but come on. Look at the TOP chart list of All time for Humanity and it is littered with Buccaneers. The greatest players of all time are Buccaneer players.

What? Did I hear you say it is because they have played so much?

Well that is the lament of a loser and a chump. You need to get a stepping, sir, and start playing Humans as your only team. I do not want to hear about you crying that you have to many "other" teams to play with and can not jam 1000+ games with only Humans.

Today is a grand celebration of the Buccaneers and PainState.

I feel I need to usher a new bold proclamation.

"The Buccaneers are the greatest Human team to grace a FUMBBL Blood Bowl pitch. The fans are rabid and passionate. They get buff rowdy and can drink half a keg before the end of the first turn. The Specs flock to their matches and the Buccaneers salute you. For above all they play for the fans. Even the fans who bring the hurt and the boo. We love you all.

But the Buccaneers are now on a mission. They have accomplished everything they have set their sights on except one goal. The most elusive goal, the goal that will elevate them to undisputed legend mode. WIN A MAJOR!!!!!!

So, Buccaneer fans now is the time to support your team. Get buff rowdy and nasty at the matches. Help the Buccaneers take it to the next level and blow up a Major and claim that first ever trophy for Humanity."

The gauntlet is laid down FUMBBL. Buccaneers are taking no prisoners and have that fire in the belly to rip a major to shreds and plant their standard as one of the legendary teams on FUMBBL

Horgan Williamson, Altdorf Book and Casino.

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Comments
Posted by Scaramanga on 2014-04-05 00:14:49
Go Bucs !!!!!
Posted by Rabe on 2014-04-05 01:44:44
Nice speech and congratulations on the milestones!

But you know, if you want to win a major, you need to get past the Agility Monsters, right? Let us clash again in a Major and this time the Buccs will leave the pitch in awe, stunned and beaten by the graceful, unmatchable dwelfball of the currently second most famous dwarf team* on FUMBBL!

/salute


* The most famous team only became famous by winning majors and bringing foreigners like elves and skinks to the pitch... the Monsters don't need that. They don't need to win to be loved (just like the Buccs).
Posted by Kam on 2014-04-05 03:03:02
Eh, calm down, both of you!

The Sammiches will win that major. You stand no chance.
Posted by Cavetroll on 2014-04-05 03:08:48
Go Bucs!!!
Posted by Kam on 2014-04-05 03:11:30
Hmm.. That gives me an idea. What about a losers' qualifer for the next GLT? Teams would be accepted by number of losses. No TV restriction.
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-04-05 05:10:12
/me waves my tattered Bucs pennant with childish fervor
Posted by Sionis on 2014-04-05 09:03:29
May they never stop going "buc" wild :D
Posted by Rabe on 2014-04-06 00:34:33
Ohhh, I like Kam's idea!!
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2014-04-06 10:12:19
I feel I have to mention American politics here. ;D