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2014-12-11 17:13:23
9 votes, rating 5.9
9 votes, rating 5.9
Buccaneers busted for PED's?
Authorities raided the Bo LLC franchise office in Altdorf, the winter training ground for the Blood Sea Buccaneers, and shut the place down. They "tossed" the place looking for PED's and detained the Buccaneers, 8 j-men who were training with them and 4 prospective rookies that are looking to sign on with the Buccaneers in the next few days.
The affidavit from the authorities states that the Buccaneers are on double secret probation for previous violations and that they are now on the once a week piss test routine for the next year. Furthermore any contact with Bo LLC trainers is now a violation and will result in the Buccaneers receiving a hefty fine and ban on next years majors.
After the authorities left Coach Hicksey of the Buccaneers had this to say.
"Well those guys are A-holes man. We train the old fashion way. Pumping the iron, working on our "core" and getting our stamina up. All this talk about PED, what are PED's anyway, Iam old school. Well anyway as the last 2 times they supposidly busted us they found nothing. Although when they opened up Gromstomps piss bucket that got them all in a tizzy. Pulling out lab equipment, running tests and they gave up because the glass vials kept melting.
All I got to say is that loss in the FC has got the guys all worked up. We are training hard, getting in some good practice sessions between matches. I got 4 really good prospects about to get called up to fill the roster to 16. We are going to blow into the Warpstone Open in the best shape ever.
I think we need to set sail and get out of this joint though. Head to the deep water and out of sight of the FUMBBL goon squad for awhile. I do not want any distractions before the WO."
When asked about the once a week piss test requirement.
"Well, we will piss in the stupid cups but it does not state where we need to piss in said cups. So if they want to watch us pull out our "johnsons" and piss in the cup they need to come find us."
(decided to write up some full after two coaches called me a lucker on my latest few skill ups)
The affidavit from the authorities states that the Buccaneers are on double secret probation for previous violations and that they are now on the once a week piss test routine for the next year. Furthermore any contact with Bo LLC trainers is now a violation and will result in the Buccaneers receiving a hefty fine and ban on next years majors.
After the authorities left Coach Hicksey of the Buccaneers had this to say.
"Well those guys are A-holes man. We train the old fashion way. Pumping the iron, working on our "core" and getting our stamina up. All this talk about PED, what are PED's anyway, Iam old school. Well anyway as the last 2 times they supposidly busted us they found nothing. Although when they opened up Gromstomps piss bucket that got them all in a tizzy. Pulling out lab equipment, running tests and they gave up because the glass vials kept melting.
All I got to say is that loss in the FC has got the guys all worked up. We are training hard, getting in some good practice sessions between matches. I got 4 really good prospects about to get called up to fill the roster to 16. We are going to blow into the Warpstone Open in the best shape ever.
I think we need to set sail and get out of this joint though. Head to the deep water and out of sight of the FUMBBL goon squad for awhile. I do not want any distractions before the WO."
When asked about the once a week piss test requirement.
"Well, we will piss in the stupid cups but it does not state where we need to piss in said cups. So if they want to watch us pull out our "johnsons" and piss in the cup they need to come find us."
(decided to write up some full after two coaches called me a lucker on my latest few skill ups)
Comments
Posted by Timetis on 2014-12-11 18:14:43
They re looking very strong atm! Even a second blitzer, madness!
Posted by Silent_Hastati on 2014-12-11 19:56:51
It's just a shame what the sport has come to these days when an athlete can't even take a bit of what the alchemist cooks up without the league coming down on him. What's next, outlawing knuckledusters?
In Character comments aside, nice skills up though.
In Character comments aside, nice skills up though.
Posted by gamelsetlmatch on 2014-12-12 15:21:38
Personal Emergency Days?